Favorite Quotes from The Simpson’s?

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  1. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    Homer: "I don't want to miss 'Inside the Actor's Studio!' Tonight it's F. Murray Abraham!"

    Jon.
     
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    If this doesn't end up being the longest thread in the history of StyleFORVM, I will have lost all faith in us.

    I'll start us off on the Ralph quotes:

    "I bent my wookie."
     
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    The best is, I believe, not a quote per se but a collection of sounds and gestures done by Homer.

    "Go crazy? Don't mind if I do! Ng! HA- Brlrlr - HULLABOOLA!"

    And for obvious reasons, "GIVE US BACK OUR KIDS YOU CYPRUS-SPLITTING JERKS!"
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    Excellent...

    Smithers: "I think women & seamen don't mix."
    Burns: "We know what you think!"

    The entire Mr Sparkle episode -- my favorite Simpsons episode ever! Awesoma power!

    And, of course, "BONJOUR-R-R-R-R-R YE CHEESE-EATIN' SURRENDER MONKEYS!"
     
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    Three that come to mind...

    Laywer: Well, what about that tatoo on your chest? Doesn't it say Die, Bart, Die?
    Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for 'The Bart, The."
    Parole Judge: No one who speaks German can be an evil man! Parole Granted!

    Milhouse: "I can't go to juvie, they use guys like me as currency."

    Mr. Burns: I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children.
     
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    Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts have no place in organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
     
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    Do we have to pick one?

    I'm a fan of Jasper:

    You shot who in the whatnow?
    Paddlin' the school canoe... you better believe that's a paddlin'!
    This sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!

    And a classic:
    Kang: Abortions for all!
    (Crowd boos)
    Kang: Very well, no abortions for anyone.
    (Crowd boos)
    Kang: Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
    (Crowd cheers and waves miniature flags)
     
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    Apu: For the next five minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!

    Not to mention the entire oeuvre of Troy McClure: "You may remember me from such informational films as 'Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?' and 'Alice Doesn't Live Anymore'."
     
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    Scene:
    Bart and Lisa watching the Bill Cosby Show when Bleeding Gums Murphy makes a special guest appearance.

    Cosby: It's time to meet your other uncle, He's a Jazzman

    Rudy: Awww their all Jazzmen

    Cosby: Ya see, the kids they listen to the Hip Hop which gives them the brain damage, with the Hipp'in and the Hopp'in and the Bipp'in and the Bopp'in so they don't know what the JAZZ is all about-ja'see
     
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    Get Smart Don't Crink

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    Best quote ever is from Ned Flanders when he was dating the hot actress

    She asks him if Ned is gay and he replies "Gay? I don't even eat vegetables longer than 2 inches"

    another good one is when Homer says "Stupid Sexy Flanders!"

    and of course anything Ralph Wiggum says...."It tastes like buuurning!"
     
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    Mr. Burns: I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

    Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

    Jon.
     
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    Mr. Burns: Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun.

    In the Hillbilly Bar:

    - Let's fight!

    - Them's fightin' words!
     
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    Homer, to burns: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
     
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    "Mmmm... hogfat."

    [After Running into a deer statute at the tar pits]
    Homer: D'Oh!
    Lisa: A deer!
    Marge: A female deer!
     

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