Fat Men And Goatees.

[LabelKing]

It seems that most fat men one sees has a goatee going on--this compounds their already unfortunate bulk into something even more grotesque.

Are they simply compensating for their lack of a chin and jawline?

 

[Master-Classter]

it's like putting that "This Way Up" sticker on a box...

 

[willpower]

Of course. They think they're pulling a fast one on all of us.

 

[Dewey]

For sure the facial hair disguises the sagging or double chin. But something else is going on with the choice of goatee over beard. Something extra.

 

[Pantisocrat]

I'm fat and sport a goatee myself. It scares polyamorous twigs in their skinny jeans.

 

[L'Incandescent]

http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua5XVf6m

When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair that is the bloatee.

 

[Gradstudent78]

I thought it was more compensating that they were bald/balding.

 

[acidboy]

y'know with a goatee, it does make them look 10 pounds lighter

 

[intent]

Originally Posted by Gradstudent78

I thought it was more compensating that they were bald/balding.
YES. What is it with bald guys and goatees?

 

[Superfluous Man]

Obviously a goatee is the ultimate flavor saver!

 

[Piobaire]

Why are skinny men seemingly incapable of demonstrating secondary male sexual characteristics? Too much soy? :roma:

 

[CDFS]

^Moobs?

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by CDFS

^Moobs?

Good point. Moobs on skinny men are far more distressing than moobs on heavier men.

 

[Mark from Plano]

When I was younger and skinnier I was clean shaven. When I was fatter I had a goatee. Now that I am skinnier again, I do not.

Not sure what this has to do with anything, but it's a data point.

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by Mark from Plano

When I was younger and skinnier I was clean shaven. When I was fatter I had a goatee. Now that I am skinnier again, I do not.

Not sure what this has to do with anything, but it's a data point.

Actually, that's three data points.