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Exotic leathers and good comebacks

dsmolken

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Do you have any good comebacks for when people ask you what leather your shoes are made from? Or when they make comments like "That's elephant skin? Awwww, poor elephant!"

My boring stock responses are "Can you guess?" and "Aren't you wearing shoes made from a poor cow?" but there's gotta be something better. For the first question, maybe "Oh, those? Those are made from the crushed skulls of my enemies."
 

Zenny

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"My shoes are made from my foreskin, I have a very large penis."
 

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