Funny how my story differs a little: Bought new EP chinos. Put them on. My wife saw them. My wife said "are they new?" I said Yes, proudly made in the USA! She said "you spent more F^*&$n money on clothes?" I said She said I said I like them so much I'm buying more. And I haven't gotten laid since. But I love these F$%&n chinos. End of story. Thanks Mike! This is closer to my story too.