So the other day I get one of those emails from Classmates.com that says I've got mail from "Becky" (obviously not the real name guys). Do you ever get those? Well, I bit, and followed the link. Turns out to be an email from a girl (woman now) who was a classmate of my little sister, who I used to do the horizontal mombo with. It was always one of those "zipless f***s" like Erica Jong wrote about; no commitment, no "I love you", no expectations. Just pure, unadulterated, recreational sex. It was back in the 70s when everyone was living by CS&N's "love the one you're with" credo anyway. So I haven't heard from, or even thought about this gal for about a hundred years. Rumor has it that she was in Hawaii working as a high-priced call girl. I think I even heard that from her brother. So her email is "blah blah, yadda yadda, I've always thought about you, yadda yadda." Just kinda dropped it in there. I replied (first mistake), just to be nice, and now I've gotten another email from her. This one says she moved back to the midwest to be near her family cause she "missed them, and you [me], yadda yadda." So, gentlemen, how do we proceed here. I have no interest in her or any other woman (I'm married 26 years). Do I simply ignore her emails? Do I politely reply, ignoring what appears to me to be come ones. Do I reply and tell her I'm happily, happily married and leave me alone? I'm thinking ignore, but would like your opinions.