Edward Greens or Eva Green?

[JLibourel]

The similarity in names piqued my silly streak and provoked this question:

Which would you rather have--a night of pleasure and passion with Eva Green, the co-star of the new "Casino Royale" James Bond flick or the pair of Edward Green RTWs of your choice.

As recently as 14 years ago or thereabouts, this would have been an absolute no-brainer for me--Eva Green all the way.

These days--even leaving out considerations of marital fidelity--since old age is taking its inexorable course and incessantly sapping my virile powers, I'd take the Edward Greens in the sad knowledge that I would not be up to doing justice to the business at hand with Eva!

No, saying,"I'd take the night with Eva, sell my story to the tabloids and use the money to buy some Edward Greens," is not an acceptable answer.

 

[kronik]

Eva.

 

[Saucemaster]

These days--even leaving out considerations of marital fidelity--since old age is taking its inexorable course and incessantly sapping my virile powers, I'd take the Edward Greens in the sad knowledge that I would not be up to doing justice to the business at hand with Eva!

Easily the saddest sentence I have ever read on StyleFORVM. That you would have to turn down a night with Eva Green... age is cruel. I drink to you, sir.

 

[Arethusa]

Madness.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I suggest some judicious fast-forwarding through The Dreamers, with strategic pauses. This should kick-start your virility. In the event of failure, experiment with Monica Bellucci movies.

P.S. Say you were offered a more "value for money" proposition. Would you trade Eva for 3 pairs of AE's?

 

[JLibourel]

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

I suggest some judicious fast-forwarding through The Dreamers, with strategic pauses. This should might kick-start your virility. In the event of failure, experiment with Monica Bellucci movies. P.S. Say you were offered a more "value for money" proposition. Would you trade Eva for 3 pairs of AE's?

At the moment I own 32 pairs of A-Es. I sure as hell don't have a little black book listing 10 or 11 women of the caliber of Eva! However, the problem remains that with all the stimulation in the world, I still don't think I could do justice to Eva--make her beg for surcease, that sort of thing!

 

[Alter]

She's not really my type; I would take the shoes.

Yuna, on the other hand... http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.p...&postcount=297

 

[Tokyo Slim]

I already own a pair of EG's. They cost me $12 thrifting.

If I could have a night with Eva Green and get $12 worth out of her, I'd probably trade in my Edward Greens.

That being said, she's attractive and all, but she won't last a lifetime, and its more expensive to "resole" an aging actress with good results. Even the memory of you "giving it to her" for one magical night won't last forever. It's one of those funny tricks that God likes to play, you'd develop Alzheimers or go into a coma or something.

I fully encourage anyone with the chance to fulfill this fantasy, though, to give it the old college try. Far be it from me to rain on your parade(s)...

 

[rnoldh]

EG's are shoes!!!!!

aportnoy has dozens of EG's!

Who has dozens of Eva Greens?

 

[JLibourel]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

Even the memory of you "giving it to her" for one magical night won't last forever. It's one of those funny tricks that God likes to play, you'd develop Alzheimers or go into a coma or something.

Yeah, but if you're comatose or have Alzheimer's, you ain't gonna get any enjoyment out of them Eddie Greens neither!

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Originally Posted by Alter

Yuna, on the other hand... http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.p...&postcount=297

for almost any one posting in that thread, it would be a tough call.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by JLibourel

Yeah, but if you're comatose or have Alzheimer's, you ain't gonna get any enjoyment out of them Eddie Greens neither!

Styleforum regulation #4632 :

When in a coma, your styleforum "buddy" - (see SF regulation #2356 - The mentor/buddy system) - will come polish your Edward greens and put them on your feet, so that when/if you wake up, your are properly attired. If you do not wake up, and they pull the plug, as long as you are wearing them, and they are properly polished, you may be able to take your EG's with you so that you arrive at the afterlife in style.

 

[Britalian]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

Styleforum regulation #4632 :

When in a coma, your styleforum "buddy" - (see SF regulation #2356 - The mentor/buddy system) - will come polish your Edward greens and put them on your feet, so that when/if you wake up, your are properly attired. If you do not wake up, and they pull the plug, as long as you are wearing them, and they are properly polished, you may be able to take your EG's with you so that you arrive at the afterlife in style.

I thought that reg. was under review.?

Eva.

 

[Alter]

Originally Posted by Britalian

I thought that reg. was under review.? Eva.
Yep. I put in a motion that the "buddy" should be able to claim the shoes upon the death of the original owner. The problem is that everyone wants to be aportnoys "buddy".

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by Alter

Yep. I put in a motion that the "buddy" should be able to claim the shoes upon the death of the original owner.

The problem is that everyone wants to be aportnoys "buddy".

Nah, his feet are too small. You should know that to be someone's "buddy" you have to have the same size feet.