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Are you working up to the real thing?
 

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Haha, what a great video; he got so in to it as the meal progressed. Lulz at shriveled donkey dick, but hey - meat is meat.
 

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Originally Posted by iammatt
Are you working up to the real thing?

No.
 

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Originally Posted by GQgeek
Would you?


http://current.com/items/88817277/penis_restaurant.htm#


I have trouble eating sausage... I'm serious.

There's a few reasons I really don't like eating sausage:

1) The shape resembles a penis and it feels weird biting into one
2) It is also shaped like poo, which is probably even worse for me than number 1
3) When you bite into a sausage, I always get sprayed with hot fat (yea, I know, go ahead and edit you homos)
4) I have no idea what's in them.

I would never, in a million years, ever, ever eat a dick.
 

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That was actually a pretty funny video. You can see him struggling with the decision and he appears to have a sheen of sweat on his forehead. There's one part to the end of the video where he literally chugs the glass of champagne.
 

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Originally Posted by SField
I have trouble eating sausage... I'm serious.

There's a few reasons I really don't like eating sausage:

1) The shape resembles a penis and it feels weird biting into one
2) It is also shaped like poo, which is probably even worse for me than number 1
3) When you bite into a sausage, I always get sprayed with hot fat (yea, I know, go ahead and edit you homos)
4) I have no idea what's in them.

I would never, in a million years, ever, ever eat a dick
.


But at least you know what's in one.
 

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Originally Posted by RJmanbearpig
But at least you know what's in one.

But not where it's been.


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"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis"

I could see some people on this site saying that line...
 

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Originally Posted by Jumbie
But not where it's been.


***

"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis"

I could see some people on this site saying that line...


 

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Originally Posted by Jumbie
But not where it's been.


***

"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis"

I could see some people on this site saying that line...


There would be a Penis Groupe Affiliate thread, and breathless posts when Saks goes on deep penis discount.
 

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on a related note. i was in Shanghai eating at a hot pot/shabu shabu place with a friend. he could read the Chinese menu and i couldn't. apparently, bull's penis was on the menu. he asked if i wanted to try it. i said 'no'. but i'm curious how it would have been served seeing as it was a place where the food comes to you raw.

-Jeff
 

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I'd like to eat it whole and shit it out intact.

I wonder if they can stuff it. It'd be like a meaty eclair!
 

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Haha that was a great video. I wonder why he ordered the hotpot.
 

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Originally Posted by why
I'd like to eat it whole and shit it out intact.

I wonder if they can stuff it. It'd be like a meaty eclair!
 

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"Duck Penis"? Sorry, but hasn't anyone here done biology? And he just accepted it without further question. The male bird DOES NOT HAVE a penis!!! It has a cloaca the same as the female.
 

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