easiest country to invade?

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  1. Pantisocrat

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    I have 50 billion dollars and can afford a standing army, which country should I invade? I need some candidates.
     
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    Vatican City [​IMG]


    Are we talking ANY country, just non-island countries or MAJOR first world countries?
     
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    canada...
    (save on air force charges)
     
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    Vatican City [​IMG]


    Are we talking ANY country, just non-island countries or MAJOR first world countries?


    Just the ones no one cared for, like Iceland for example. If I were to invade Vatican City, well, I'd be starting WWIII with too many countries.
     
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    Probably something small like Luxembourg
     
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    Monaco, Luxembourg, Iceland, and the Vatican might be small, but they are all protected by NATO. So I don't think they are viable options. How about Somalia? That seems to be up for grabs, if you want it.
     
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    France


    France is underrated, they make good weapons.
     
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    Nothing could go wrong if you invaded Poland.
     
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    France is underrated, they make good weapons.

    No argument there. They make damn fine white linens.
     
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    No argument there. They make damn fine white linens.

    Vietnem. It worked last time... Oh wait...
     
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    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    Saudi Arabia, from the Iraqi side, or Iraq from the Saudi side.

    The US from Saskatchewan or into Montana or ND. Or vice versa.

    Look for straight lines with no mountains, no rivers and no obstructions.
     
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    Some middling South American country would be ideal. Peru would be my suggestion.
     
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    Piobaire Not left of center?

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