Duke Girl Senior Thesis: F*ck List

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  1. MetroStyles

    MetroStyles Senior member

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    Whatevs, I fucked all these guys and they were just meh. Bitch has low standards.
     


  2. ramuman

    ramuman Senior member

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    She is the girl on the left, apparently. [​IMG] [​IMG]
    She doesn't immediately pop my e-penis, but IRL I'd smash her until I broke down a load bearing wall.
     


  3. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim In Time Out

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    No if a guy did this he'd be sitting on about 13 lawsuits.

    haha... I can only imagine.


    This is Jane Smith. Here's her picture. I met her at a bar, and we went home and she fucked me.

    Pro: Amazing body, we had fun hanging out, she seems like a really nice girl! blah blah blah sex bruises.

    Con: when she took off her pants, I swear she had the biggest vagina I've ever seen! That thing was like Carlsbad Caverns. Four million bats flew out of it at sunset! I mean, I've gotten rather used to large vaginas recently, but this one takes the cake. It was so large, I stepped inside to use the ATM.
     


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    she kinda looks like...

    [​IMG]
     


  5. texas_jack

    texas_jack Senior member

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    you bitch
     


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    yodawg Senior member

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    [​IMG] all rook same! [​IMG]
     


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    Mute Senior member

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    Eh. Stupid broad. Too bad our PC generation has lost use of that very accurate phrase.
     


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    Nil Senior member

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    LOL. No "A" for efforrt?

    No. If one of my underlings submitted this for a presentation I'd roundhouse kick them to the head. Well, not quite, as I can't really roundhouse kick, but metaphorically speaking I'd fuck them up.
     


  9. Rambo

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    she kinda looks like...
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    [​IMG] She kind of does
     


  10. MetroStyles

    MetroStyles Senior member

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    Seriously though, she is sick for writing this up. What a disgusting betrayal of trust.

    Also those are the worst powerpoint layouts I've seen since 3rd grade.
     


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    dtmt Senior member

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    So did she actually turn this in as some kind of writing assignment?
     


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    I don't think I would have hit that in college. Something about her is kinda busted. It's like her growth was stunted.
     


  13. MetroStyles

    MetroStyles Senior member

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    I don't think I would have hit that in college. Something about her is kinda busted. It's like her growth was stunted.

    I don't know about stunted but she certainly isn't pretty.
     


  14. frenchy

    frenchy In Time Out

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    also i think she has a sort of a Amy Winehoue thing going on,no?
     


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    Seriously though, she is sick for writing this up. What a disgusting betrayal of trust.

    Also those are the worst powerpoint layouts I've seen since 3rd grade.


    Betrayal of trust? You don't think the guys that had sex with her did the same, just verbally?
     


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