Dressing "styleforum" - don't get you laid?

[Dentata]

Originally Posted by Thrift Pirate

damn...i just wasted 5 minutes of my life
You could have been masturbating!

 

[il ciclista]

oh no i was....just didn't do anything for me

 

[jet]

I don't really see anything wrong with guys reading these books if they're the type furo is referring to. I mean if he didn't already know those things then the book proved its worth. We can't all be gifted with women like *ahem* well you know.

 

[aeglus]

no matter what i do in life i always ask myself right before "will this help me get laid??"

 

[jet]

^don't forget "or impress my internet buddies"

 

[db_ggmm]

Originally Posted by Uncontrol

all PUA books suggest you lie. any that don't are "self-help"

Blah blah blah. By your own admission you've pretty much had the same GF since you hit your bizarre misinterpretation of puberty. Nobody is listening to what you think about picking up women.

 

[KitAkira]

Originally Posted by LA Guy

Proper use of your wang will get you laid. My advice is to have that thing out at all times, and slap it it in the face of females you are interested in. I think that I saw this on the Discovery Channel while drunk.
While singing the chorus to The Bad Touch?

 

[TyCooN]

db_ggmm catches uncontrol with a lead right hand flush on Uncontrol's jaw

 

[brad-t]

Originally Posted by db_ggmm

Blah blah blah. By your own admission you've pretty much had the same GF since you hit your bizarre misinterpretation of puberty. Nobody is listening to what you think about picking up women.
there's no ******* tricks, just be a) confident b) interesting c) not a tool (sometimes you can get away with being a tool tho)

 

[brad-t]

Originally Posted by aeglus

no matter what i do in life i always ask myself right before "will this help me get laid??"

*hands dis another grand* will i get laid this time???

 

[TyCooN]

How do I know whose advice on styleforum to take for women? According to fuuma 9 out of 10 people who post here have only seen the ***** they came out of and the ones in pornos.

 

[aeglus]

Originally Posted by Uncontrol

*hands dis another grand* will i get laid this time???

sometimes i think before i'm about to play a video game which one is gonna help me get laid more

so obviously i'm playing dragon age now

 

[ss10guy3]

The trick to getting laid is being willing to go for. All the guys I know who have trouble with women are in that position because they're too nervous to take a chance. And dressing well does help, at least if you want to sleep with the kind of girls who dress well too. Which you should.

 

[Synthese]

Originally Posted by aeglus

sometimes i think before i'm about to play a video game which one is gonna help me get laid more

so obviously i'm playing dragon age now


Sorry, Portal and Mass Effect are the obviously, ahem, effective choices. Strong female leads are a must. Dragon Age depends on an inherent level of nerdiness that varies from girl to girl. Shapeshifting witches do not have a 100% success rate, it seems. For women, that is.

Some women dig slovenly dudes. My roommate is one such inexplicable case. Know your market: Girls who are turned on by unshaven, flannely dudes expect such; girls who know what APC is generally expect something different; wearing all J.Crew attracts the attentions of cougars and salespersons.

 

[Wu Dynasty]

Fashion nerds are still nerds.