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Last night I dreamed I was cooking crack in a car.

WTF???
 

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I haven't hustled in over 15 years. Why would I dream of this now? I was straight up making an 8 ball in the driver's seat and cooking it in a jar with a lighter. Freaky.
 

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I was shooting my own leg with a nail gun, wtf?
 

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Originally Posted by relax99
I was shooting my own leg with a nail gun, wtf?

the nail gun is clearly a phallic symbol
 

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How ironic on my 69th post.... all the dots are lining up now
 

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I was kidnapped by a bunch of pirates who all look like jack sparrow and they tied me up and everyone had their way with me and I resisted at first but then I got to like it and I eventually wore the whole crew out. wonder what that meant?
 

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I picked up rihanna at a club, then took her back to my childhood apt building. Which had transformed into a hyper modern tower. We take the elevator up to some floor and when we get off theres a pizza joint right in front of us. So I bought us some slices, which we took with us. When we leave out the elevator is gone and instead theres a flight of stairs, and the steps were fucking huge. Had to be 3Hx15Lx2W absolutely insane. Now for some reason I can walk up the steps with no problem while holding a bag of pizza slices, but ri-ri has to crawl up the steps. So shes crawling up the steps and Im staring at her ass and all I wanna do at that moment is rail her on these huge ass steps. Instead we just keep going. When we get to the top theres another elevator, but there arent any walls just the elevator. So we get and theres some shitty ass music playing, but I couldnt place the song. Elevator stops we get off and were inside a sweet ass loft. I know its mine because if I ever had a loft it would be designed just like in this dream. So theres a cake on the counter and ri-ri walks over and starts licking the icing. Dream me is definitely ready to smash, so I walk over and right before I touch her I wake up. Through the whole dream we never spoke or touched each other. It was a weird dream.

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Had a strange dream involving rihanna of all fucking people
 

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Originally Posted by Blackfyre
I picked up rihanna at a club, then took her back to my childhood apt building. Which had transformed into a hyper modern tower. We take the elevator up to some floor and when we get off theres a pizza joint right in front of us. So I bought us some slices, which we took with us. When we leave out the elevator is gone and instead theres a flight of stairs, and the steps were fucking huge. Had to be 3Hx15Lx2W absolutely insane. Now for some reason I can walk up the steps with no problem while holding a bag of pizza slices, but ri-ri has to crawl up the steps. So shes crawling up the steps and Im staring at her ass and all I wanna do at that moment is rail her on these huge ass steps. Instead we just keep going. When we get to the top theres another elevator, but there arent any walls just the elevator. So we get and theres some shitty ass music playing, but I couldnt place the song. Elevator stops we get off and were inside a sweet ass loft. I know its mine because if I ever had a loft it would be designed just like in this dream. So theres a cake on the counter and ri-ri walks over and starts licking the icing. Dream me is definitely ready to smash, so I walk over and right before I touch her I wake up. Through the whole dream we never spoke or touched each other. It was a weird dream.

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Had a strange dream involving rihanna of all fucking people

wasnt that the plot to inception?
 

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Originally Posted by NORE
Last night I dreamed I was cooking crack in a car. WTF???
Your life must be pretty dull right now and that's why you're dreaming your more exciting past.
 

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Originally Posted by Hombre Secreto
Your life must be pretty dull right now and that's why you're dreaming your more exciting past.
Perhaps
Cooking, scraping plates & pitching was more nerve wracking than anything. The good part was never getting caught or killed. Came close, tho.
 

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Originally Posted by NORE
Perhaps


Cooking, scraping plates & pitching was more nerve wracking than anything. The good part was never getting caught or killed. Came close, tho.


And now you have teh forumz. 50/50 if you ask me.
 

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Yup, went from carnivore to herbivore. Sadness....
 

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