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Dogs Are Better Than Wives

bachbeet

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see
you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your
point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24
hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died,
would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and
give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
 

kwilkinson

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I think this list should convince Kunk to get a dog regardless of how his wife feels.
 

JayJay

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
I think this list should convince Kunk to get a dog regardless of how his wife feels.
+1
 

forsbergacct2000

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Go, Fido! Go, Fido!!!
 

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But... Why some WOMEN have DOGS and not HUSBANDS?

- Life's too short to commit to someone you will need to know over time.


- A dog is less critical, far more polite, less demanding, and far more loving.


Some women have dogs and not husbands = Dogs are better than husbands.
 

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Originally Posted by X-It
But... Why some WOMEN have DOGS and not HUSBANDS?

- Life's too short to commit to someone you will need to know over time.


- A dog is less critical, far more polite, less demanding, and far more loving.


Some women have dogs and not husbands = Dogs are better than husbands.


DOGS can lick it real good
 

X-It

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Originally Posted by merkur
Aren't all bitches the same?

Aren't all assholes the same?

Originally Posted by Fuuma
There a canine beauty salon near my place called "doggy style".

Euh?


Originally Posted by lakewolf
DOGS can lick it real good

Nay! Dogs never say never again!
 

BDC2823

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Originally Posted by Flieger
how do you know?

Do you really want to know his answer?
 

MetroStyles

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I lolled.
 

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zjpj83

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Last I checked, you don't have to pick up your wife's shit. Unless your in to that.
 

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