Does your flat have a bidet?

Discussion in 'Health & Body' started by djordje esquire, Oct 29, 2009.

  1. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

    Messages:
    20,008
    Likes Received:
    97
    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2004
    Location:
    New York City / Buenos Aires
    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Hey listen, its not my fault its the largest consumer of cocaine!
     


  2. Kris

    Kris Senior member

    Messages:
    396
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2008
    Location:
    ...where the two rivers meet...
    I have spoken to colleagues from England and the USA and they said that they did not have bidets in their flats. It is odd to me because even in my first small galley flat which cost 100 euro per month I had a bidet so I think it is a necessity to keep clean more than the auto dish washer.

    Do you have a vagina on the bottom of you?
     


  3. Newo

    Newo Senior member

    Messages:
    504
    Likes Received:
    286
    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2009
    Location:
    Ottawa
    No, I just get 100 euro a month in small bills and use them to wipe.

    What a man [​IMG]
     


  4. Ge Fuzz

    Ge Fuzz Senior member

    Messages:
    184
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2009
    A bidet is good for refreshing. You need not waste so many liters of water in full shower just to wash your south region.

    we don't waste liters, we waste gallons.
     


  5. djordje esquire

    djordje esquire Member

    Messages:
    16
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    we don't waste liters, we waste gallons.

    Horses?
     


  6. Matt

    Matt [email protected]

    Messages:
    11,179
    Likes Received:
    114
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Location:
    Sunny Saigon
    Always nice to see Ernest back. As for me, I use and recommend one of these badboys: [​IMG]
     


  7. Matt

    Matt [email protected]

    Messages:
    11,179
    Likes Received:
    114
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Location:
    Sunny Saigon
    oh shit - I accidentally banned him!!!!

    Haha, I actually didn't mean to do that.

    Oh well, he'll be back, and probably just saved us a job later.

    Goddamn I'm a great moderator.
     


  8. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

    Messages:
    27,312
    Likes Received:
    1,617
    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2007
    Location:
    I'M IN MIAMI, BITCH
    Always nice to see Ernest back. As for me, I use and recommend one of these badboys: [​IMG]
    Does that attach to the toilet supply line?
     


  9. Matt

    Matt [email protected]

    Messages:
    11,179
    Likes Received:
    114
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Location:
    Sunny Saigon
    yup
     


  10. mtsoccer4

    mtsoccer4 Senior member

    Messages:
    168
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2009
    Love the bidet. Do I have one? I wish!!![​IMG]
     


  11. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

    Messages:
    29,119
    Likes Received:
    1,303
    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2006
    Location:
    Texas
    if your bidet has a flat, shouldn't you pump it back up?
     


  12. Corniche

    Corniche Senior member

    Messages:
    491
    Likes Received:
    3
    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2009
    Me as an european got bidets by double in all the flats I have got.

    Only used them to wash the gum soles of my shoes. Serious.
     


  13. Corniche

    Corniche Senior member

    Messages:
    491
    Likes Received:
    3
    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2009
    And do coke! [​IMG]

    Who does charley?
     


  14. drose

    drose New Member

    Messages:
    1
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2011
    Bidet is very important. It is essential in cleaning your private body parts. Bidets are better than tissue papers. Nice post here by the way. keep it up.
     


  15. Rookje

    Rookje Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    88
    Likes Received:
    9
    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2008
    The thing I never understood about a Bidget is how do you dry yourself? When I used one I used a wad of toilet paper, which seemed wasteful to me.

    I will admit anytime I get explosive, burning diarrhea I kind of wish I had one.

    Also my rich aunt had one, and at some party a kid took a crap in it. Many luls followed.
     


Share This Page

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by