Does ANYONE know Merril Hoge personally on here?

[niidawg3]

This guy needs deliverance!!

• Tie knots
  
• Shirt/tie combos
  
• 4 or 5 buttons jackets
  
• Criminal pants drape/line
  
• Oh the shoulders ... oh the shoulders!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ... if someone knows him or his publicist ... can he be introduced to SF?

He NEEDS help.

 

[theyare]

Factor back, baby!!!

 

[Trompe le Monde]

 

[niidawg3]

that is some of his best work ... no joke.

please look at him on ESPN right now ... oh my eyes!!

lol @ factor back, baby!!!

 

[pdial]

This is what happens when your tie knot is as big as a P'zone

 

[cmeisenzahl]

LOL, loving this thread! This is what happens w/ too many concussions.

 

[DerekS]

Hes from my hometown of Pocatello Idaho....His family lived in my neighborhood...very nice guy but damn....I feel bad saying how stupid he looks, but good gawd he looks like a clown!

 

[cardguy]

When you've done this:

You can wear whatever you god-damn-well please. He dresses like a clown, but he's still cooler than most of us will ever be!

 

[niidawg3]

Playing football is no excuse to dress like a clown.

And speak for yourself about him being cooler than most of us

 

[pebblegrain]

so classic.

this is an example of the ex-athlete who thinks he couldn't possibly smaller than a 44L ("****, I played NFL!) and is criminally incorrect

 

[CDFS]

Originally Posted by cardguy

When you've done this:

You can wear whatever you god-damn-well please. He dresses like a clown, but he's still cooler than most of us will ever be!
Do you have his autographed footbal card?

 

[animeman05]

"Seam here, seam here and an alley there." That and "Factor Back" seem to be the only thing is this man's repertoire as an analyst.

 

[pebblegrain]

new avatar time. Thanks guys

 

[Ivystyle]

Originally Posted by pdial

This is what happens when your tie knot is as big as a P'zone

+1
How can you go out in public looking like this... I hope his excuse is that he got visited by the "short tie' fairy when he walked out of the house.

 

[Guero]

Why limit the intervention to Merril Hoge? His style is plainly derived from that of 95% of all pro athletes in this country and even some broadcasters (Stewart Scott, anyone?). I cringe on every draft day because these kids are suckered into wearing clown outfits that probably cost as much as top-of-the-line RTW and much of the best English and Italian bespoke.