Do you have a cat?

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  1. Manton

    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    This seems to make your choices of pets rather sharply limited. [​IMG]

    You have pwned me enough lately. I cannot take any more pwnings. If you have any merciful bones in your body, please, stop!
     


  2. edmorel

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  3. Bradford

    Bradford Current Events Moderator

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    We have 2 cats and a dog.


    I have 1 inside cat and about 7 outside.

    The outside cats aren't mine. They belong to the block. They are a real trip. They go where they think the service is best. I was giving them IAMS and they came around often. Then some bastard started giving them Sheba or some other gourmet wet food, and they went there. And now some SOB is giving them Tenptations, which is like cat opium! The competition is brutal.


    Rnoldh - if you want to step up the competition and get the cats back, give them Wellness brand wet cat food http://www.wellnesspetfood.com/. In taste and nutritional value, it puts all of the grocery store wet foods to shame.
     


  4. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    I love me some pussy.
     


  5. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    I love me some pussy.

    and a cat is the only way for you to claim that you get some.
     


  6. Gherkins

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    I positively hate cats. The only reasons why I don't shoot them on sight are that I don't own a gun and that I have this weak spot in me saying that every creature has the right to live. At least as long as it isn't destined to be eaten by me. And as I can't stand cats i don't like the idea to eat them.
     


  7. Thomas

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    You have pwned me enough lately. I cannot take any more pwnings. If you have any merciful bones in your body, please, stop!

    I couldn't resist the cheap shot and felt remorseful immediately afterwards, if that gives you any comfort.
     


  8. Manton

    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    I couldn't resist the cheap shot and felt remorseful immediately afterwards, if that gives you any comfort.

    It doesn't, because I know all too well how you feel. [​IMG]
     


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    It doesn't, because I know all too well how you feel. [​IMG]

    Ouch. I have no more pwnings in me now.
     


  10. redcaimen

    redcaimen Bigtime

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    I love me some pussy.

    You know way too much about musical theatre for this to be plausible.

    And now for something completely gay. A Vietnam memorial type tribute to all the cats I have known since I was 5.

    Linda
    Yoshio
    Sally Puff
    Mickey
    Smokey Joe
    Red
    Cinders

    Now all dead. My next cat, if there will be one, will be one of those animals they keep at old folks homes to take the near deads minds off their incontinence and mental deterioration.
     


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    You know way too much about musical theatre for this to be plausible.


    No, he really is talking about cats. That other kind is yucky.
     


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    My girlfriend had cats - they're mine now as well. We have a dog too.
     


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    My next cat, if there will be one, will be one of those animals they keep at old folks homes to take the near deads minds off their incontinence and mental deterioration.

    A women that works here, she's in her late 70's/early 80's, been here 40+ years, anyway she comes up to talk to you and due to our seating arrangement here, when she is talking to me her ass is in the face of the guy next to me and vice versa. She has no sphincter control. None. She stands there talking to you and the other guy is getting blasted. She is at a point where she really does not care (she lets loose in the elevator, walking down the hall) and I think that is badass.
     


  14. RJman

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    A women that works here, she's in her late 70's/early 80's, been here 40+ years, anyway she comes up to talk to you and due to our seating arrangement here, when she is talking to me her ass is in the face of the guy next to me and vice versa. She has no sphincter control. None. She stands there talking to you and the other guy is getting blasted. She is at a point where she really does not care (she lets loose in the elevator, walking down the hall) and I think that is badass.
    Literally.
     


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    I have a civet cat, but he is less of a pet and more of a coffee machine.

    $$$
     


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