do you always shower before sex (and after taking a poop)?

Discussion in 'Health & Body' started by AvariceBespoke, Dec 27, 2008.

  1. blueoakleyz

    blueoakleyz Well-Known Member

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    I'm betting this "before sex" thing isn't an issue for you anyway, is it?

    I have no girlfriend not cuz I stink or anything. I Barely go outside
     


  2. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    I Barely go outside
    Why do you have Oakleyz then? Is it exceptionally bright in your abode?
     


  3. Seanallen

    Seanallen Senior member

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    I had this same situation the other day, I was taking a shit and the first thing I thought of was this thread. I showered.
     


  4. MrMoneyInDaBank

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    As far as when im going down on my girl. I prefer the fresh out the shower puss. When she hasn't taken a shower she has these very handy wipes that she uses.
     


  5. Agnacious

    Agnacious Senior member

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    I'll never understand the aversion Americans have toward the bidet.

    If this isn't one of their best uses, I don't know what is. I have never met a woman, who is familiar with the device, not welcome the opportunity to get a quick cleaning in before the act without the bother and loss of spontaneity of a shower.
     


  6. Cornellian

    Cornellian Senior member

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    I think guys with low-hangers need to pay attention to how clean they are down there. I think the proximity of their balls to their ass makes them stink more.

    But, in my homosexual opinion, I don't think it's necessary to wash ones ass before getting head. Unless of course you wipe from back to front.

    There you have it.
     


  7. kenosis

    kenosis Active Member

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    nope; sex isn't such a planned event...
     


  8. Upyu

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    Who plans to shower before having sex? Unless you both just worked out or something, it's wierd to premeditate like that. If you're really funky then just pass on the head and get it next time, and the gf should have the same courtesy. Either AvariceBespoke is a virgin, or he wears black dress socks when he has his silent missionary sex in the dark.

    Obviously you've never been to Japan [​IMG]
    Then again, even if they do bitch and moan about the lack of showering before hand, it tends to come after the fact [​IMG]
     


  9. vitaminc

    vitaminc Senior member

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    Who plans to shower before having sex? Unless you both just worked out or something, it's wierd to premeditate like that. If you're really funky then just pass on the head and get it next time, and the gf should have the same courtesy. Either AvariceBespoke is a virgin, or he wears black dress socks when he has his silent missionary sex in the dark.

    Girls sometimes shower before having sex in Asia. Part of the typical routine of taking a girl to a motel for a 2-3 hour rest.
     


  10. toothsomesound

    toothsomesound Senior member

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    ^[​IMG]
     


  11. Big Pun

    Big Pun Senior member

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    You people are so weird.

    I barely shower once every 3 or 4 days since I have no job/nothing to do.


    [​IMG]
     


  12. dunkin

    dunkin Senior member

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    we should have a contest liek tommy lee and nikki sixx from Motley Crue had
    who can go the longest with out showering and still get girls...
    if i remember correctly, Nikki won by not showering for 30 days
     


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    willpower Senior member

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    Obviously you've never been to Japan [​IMG] Then again, even if they do bitch and moan about the lack of showering before hand, it tends to come after the fact [​IMG]
    In Japan even prostitute will shower with you before make anything! [​IMG]
     


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