do you always shower before sex (and after taking a poop)?

[AvariceBespoke]

If you're getting oral it could be gross if you don't shower (even if you wipe).

Elsewhere, do you shave your ass hair to prevent dingleberries?

 

[rach2jlc]

Wow... all those discussions of Tom Ford with the guys here have made you feel... comfortable... with us in asking questions, eh?

 

[why]

Why would it be gross for you if you were receiving?

 

[Dakota rube]

How is this not in DT?

 

[G79]

lol !

 

[lizmasc]

Maybe we should get a new sub-forum for these questions. They're legitimate, just a little bit weird... talking about hair ass and all

 

[jet]

Almost always shower after poop, not always before sex the chicks like the sweaty ballz.

 

[Britalian]

"Poop"?
Is this Bush Sr type of language commonly employed in daily US English usage? Are you six years old?

 

[Eason]

Who plans to shower before having sex? Unless you both just worked out or something, it's wierd to premeditate like that. If you're really funky then just pass on the head and get it next time, and the gf should have the same courtesy. Either AvariceBespoke is a virgin, or he wears black dress socks when he has his silent missionary sex in the dark.

 

[MetroStyles]

Sex - yes if premeditated and I'm home waiting for some to come. No if in the morning or after a night out. Poop - no. I'm not even home half the time.

 

[KBW]

I don't perform oral on my fiancee if she doesn't shower before hand and she knows this. She doesn't have a bad smell ever but it is the principle of the matter.

 

[Lucky7]

I call showering after pooping the "shit goose." My roomate in college coined this prase because he thought it was odd that after taking a shit I would run in the shower..he said it reminded him of a goose running into a pond to wash their ass after taking a shit!

 

[Dakota rube]

^Your roomate is weird.

 

[thekunk07]

i'm the exact opposite. i prefer it after the puss has worked up a sweat.

Originally Posted by KBW

I don't perform oral on my fiancee if she doesn't shower before hand and she knows this. She doesn't have a bad smell ever but it is the principle of the matter.

 

[cpmac7]

Originally Posted by why

Why would it be gross for you if you were receiving?

lol