Do these qualify as douchebag jeans?

[Stylin-1]

I noticed several people in this thread have thought I was seriously considering these jeans. I guess the "crackup" emoticon didn't dampen my sense of humor like I intended.

 

[theshonen8899]

Well, it you wanted us to laugh like the blue crackhead smily, you should've used a pair of jeans like the Evisu bondage ones over in the thread next door.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Anybody who wears those jeans should have on a popped collar polo shirt, upside-down visor, K Swiss shoes and be drinking Keystone Light.

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH

Anybody who wears those jeans should have on a popped collar polo shirt, upside-down visor, K Swiss shoes and be drinking Keystone Light.
But if one were to dress like that but change the Keystone Light to Natty Ice would said outfit be acceptable?

 

[Lady Savage]

Totally doushebaggie dude, don't do it to yourself!
There are so many better option out there.

 

[inviscid]

but, aren't we being douchebags for even stereotyping the type of people who wear certain jeans as douchebags? For the record,

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by inviscid

but, aren't we being douchebags for even stereotyping the type of people who wear certain jeans as douchebags? For the record,
No, we're just elitest assholes. BIG difference.

 

[kronik]

Originally Posted by whodini

No, we're just elitest assholes. BIG difference.
MASSive.

 

[JesseJB]

If anyone ever wanted to pay full price for those, consider this: Spend that money on every fit of APC's instead!

<-----LOOK! I finally made myself an avitar!!!!

 

[dongle]

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH

Anybody who wears those jeans should have on a popped collar polo shirt, upside-down visor, K Swiss shoes and be drinking Keystone Light.

omg you just described half the kids at Dartmouth

 

[whodini]

I'll forward that thought to my darthmouth friend.

 

[masqueofhastur]

Originally Posted by GameBoy

and calling it homosexual is just offensive.

That implies that there's something wrong with homosexuality. If you don't think there's anything wrong then how could it be offensive?

 

[afaludi]

are we going to have another angry thread about someone calling something homosexual again?

 

[vanity]

I would never pay $400 for denim but I think they're kinda cool. I'm a bit flashier than most so I like them loud like that.

There's nothing douchebag about them to me. At least no more than someone in skinny Acnes and huge clunky Dunks.

 

[Ren Fisk]

Originally Posted by GameBoy

Calling something duchebaggery because it is not your personal preference is rather closed-minded...

Most of modern fashion is duchebaggery. There is no modern style, it's all fleeting flash-in-the-pan grundge fashion. Syle died when clothes designers either starting taking LSD and other drugs before they went to work or sacrifced themsleves, their craft and integrety for the meatgrinder Fashion Rags. (The Devil Wears Prada is pretty soft when you look at what actually goes on in the Fashion Industry.)

Those pants are MAJOR duchebaggery. It's like some guys were laughing around a design table and joking about how awful they can make pants look. Today's trend is to make everyone look like a athletic hobo's and bumbs with over-sized clothes.

The next joke the fashion industry will be clown and harliquin outfits, and because it'll be in "Vouge" and "GQ," Sheeple will buy it.

and calling it homosexual is just offensive.

What kind of Homosexual are we talking about? Karson Creasly or Tim Gunn?

If you like them, and you have the cash: D.squared make quality clothing. Go for it.

D.Squared makes over priced crap that looks like The Gap. More then $100 for a T-Shirt? Fools and their money are easily parted.