Disguisting observations and, listen at the Indian, buffet

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  1. vaclava krishna

    vaclava krishna Senior member

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    Over these months I, have observed and listened, to many disguising incidents at the, Indian buffet. Today I saw, a over weighted whited,hair white wearing a glenplaid 3-piece looking as a, 1982 Botany 500, eating tandori chicken with his, hands.

    Last week a woman's crew, team sholved their food, with restless abandoned while, cackling like jackles, and speaking of the Facebook encounters of the, coxswain . Also, as dripping wet wear the, hands of a man returning from the, bathroom to fill his, plate. Shaking them upon, the Biryani.

    I fear out of mental, hygiene I will not return to the Indian, buffet but have told, myself this previous only to find myself,hungry and in desperation for, bhindi masala, paneer and, prejudice .
     
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    robertorex Senior member

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    vaclav you say everything I am thinking with a calming lucidity.
     
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    acidboy Senior member

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    I, await indianboyz' comment, on this, thread.
     
  4. Mr. White

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    Took a gf to the Indian casino buffet at Sycuan Reservation. Up all night as she puked and shitted at the same time, over and over. Never saw such a small woman expel so much. Paramedics did nothing, so I had to take her to the emergency room myself.

    I'll never eat at an Indian casino buffet again.
     
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    JayJay Senior member

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    I don't like buffets.
     
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    ....

    I fear out of mental, hygiene I will not return to the Indian, buffet but have told, myself this previous only to find myself,hungry and in desperation for, bhindi masala, paneer and, prejudice .


    Amen.

    As the ideal place to get rid of a hangover from the night before and chow down all you can on some greasy food, Indian buffets have their rightful place in society.
     
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    gilwood Senior member

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    If you think the buffet is digusting... wait until you see the kitchen!
     
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    Sherman90 Senior member

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    EXCELLENT thread. Would read again.
     
  9. Despos

    Despos Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I fear out of mental, hygiene I will not return to the Indian, buffet but have told, myself this previous only to find myself,hungry and in desperation for, bhindi masala, paneer and, prejudice .

    This is the dilemma and struggle, familiar to all mankind.
     
  10. RedLantern

    RedLantern Senior member

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    Took a gf to the Indian casino buffet at Sycuan Reservation. Up all night as she puked and shitted at the same time, over and over. Never saw such a small woman expel so much. Paramedics did nothing, so I had to take her to the emergency room myself.

    I'll never eat at an Indian casino buffet again.


    You speak of, indians of the, feather whereas Vclav speaks of, those of the, dot.
     
  11. uhurit

    uhurit Senior member

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    One of chef Ramsey's Kitchen nightmares episodes deals with an upscale indian restaurant[​IMG]

    I can imagine what a bloody buffet is like...[​IMG]
     
  12. Simon Templar

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    Hell I was with a realtor looking at purchasing a house. The houses that were owned by Indians had yellow walls and were greasy in the kitchen and reeked of indian food. I figured that the whole kitchen for the most part would have to be gutted. I passed up most of these homes as I do not want a make work project.

    Wise move. It's impossible to get rid of the stench in a place tenanted by Indians. Rented a property to them once, never again.
     
  13. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Wise move. It's impossible to get rid of the stench in a place tenanted by Indians. Rented a property to them once, never again.

    That sounds kind of.... oh, I don't know, illegal.
     
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    One of chef Ramsey's Kitchen nightmares episodes deals with an upscale indian restaurant[​IMG]

    I can imagine what a bloody buffet is like...[​IMG]


    Great episode
     
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    That sounds kind of.... oh, I don't know, illegal.

    There must be some way. If landlords can impose non-smoking rules, cant they impose non-curry making, consuming, and storing rules?
     

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