discreet storage

[seoulfully]

So I don't have a side/end table/nightstand. My headboard is a sort of latticed shelving. I was wondering what you folks might suggest for discreet storage for prophylactics. Thanks

 

[EL72]

Under the mattress perhaps. Though that would make it difficult to retrieve them if you were on the bed. How about a dresser drawer then?

 

[Huntsman]

Hilarious. There exist these pouch-like cloth bags that have a pocket, if you will, and a cloth flat that extends from in between the mattress and boxspring, and the pocket hangs down on the outside of the boxspring. Might work.

~ Huntsman

 

[tiratela]

I have the same problem.. I have to go from one side of the bed to another just to retrieve the warming gel and etc.. A mood breaker.. At times I just plan ahead and put the stuff under the opposite pillow..

If I ever happen to find a good spot, our maid usually finds it when she does a thorough cleaning when we're out of town.. You can't hide anything from her, she's good..

One day I game back from a trip down south and I found all my crotchless underwear and man-thongs folded neatly in a pile.. They were HIDDEN,, I thought..

 

[Lucky Strike]

Get a nice box in silver/plate/wood/something, and keep them in that, on the floor or otherwise.

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by Lucky Strike

Get a nice box in silver/plate/wood/something, and keep them in that, on the floor or otherwise.
+1

 

[blackgrass]

I thought this thread was going to be about pot...

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by tiratela

One day I game back from a trip down south and I found all my crotchless underwear and man-thongs folded neatly in a pile.. They were HIDDEN,, I thought..

Dude... Please don't share.

 

[ghostdeini]

if you have a shoebox laying around, just chuck them in there. for bonus stealthiness, if the shoebox has a pair of shoes in them, throw them inside the shoes.

otherwise, I suggest putting a thumbtack right through the middle of each one and sticking them to the backside of your headboard

 

[mack11211]

Body cavity.

 

[tiratela]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

Dude... Please don't share.

HA.. Thought I'd stir it up a little..

Sorry for giving you the idea..

R..

 

[Tck13]

Just put one on before you go out for the evening.

 

[Renault78law]

Originally Posted by tiratela

At times I just plan ahead and put the stuff under the opposite pillow..
LOL, I've done that. It's always kind of funny. You might want to keep some under the couch pillows too.