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Did something not too smart last night

csfbguy

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Gents,

Last night I had sex with a girl who I've seen a couple of times. I didn't use a condom, but I also never came, I pulled out way before I actually ended up coming. Problem is that she isn't on the pill, and I have heard that there is something called pre-*** which I have never experienced. Regardless, I am a little paranoid about my eff up, I'm 23 and don't need any little ones running around the house.

Question is, have you guys ever heard of a girl being impregnated from something similar to what happened last night? This obviously won't happen again, I think I've learned my lesson pretty well.

Thanks,

DG
 

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I'm sorry to tell you pal, but it happens all the time. Pre-*** (and a doctor knows much more about it than me) is the fluid that comes out of you when you're **********, or, presumably, erect. This is not ejaculate, but more of a lubricant. However, it does contain sperm cells. Not too many, certainly not as much as *****, but all it takes is one.

I wouldn't pull your hair out about it, but you might want to check on her in a few weeks to see if she's throwing up in the morning. The chances are pretty small - I think you probably have a better chance of getting the clap than getting a son. Either way, let this be a lesson to you: condoms suck, but they're better than unexpected pregnancies.
 

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If its not too late, you might want to investigate the closest Planned Parenthood. They usually have "day-after" pills for those who are in need. Been there, done that. And, no, I wasnt the one who was worried about lil ones...
 

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I think it was The Onion that a while back brought news about a "Morning After Burrito" at Taco Bell...
 

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Pulling out doesn't do anything.
 

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Your screwed. Better start reading books on fatherhood.
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Best to cover the purple helmet son: if you have no rubbers, try lunch wrap (the guys at school always used to use plastic lunch wrap). Maybe you could suggest to the girl to put lemons and vinegar up her ****** before sex. Good luck, your'll need it.
 

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Best to cover the purple helmet son: if you have no rubbers, try lunch wrap (the guys at school always used to use plastic lunch wrap).
Not to harp on the obvious, but irrespective of what the guys at school used to do, this is a terrible idea.
 

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Yea, it has to be latex or a very good animal skin for those who are allergic to the former. You should go to Planned Parenthood and get some Plan B pills. Your girl will feel sick but its better than plopping out a csfbguy jr. in 9 months.
 

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To add, pay close attention to any nasty burning feeling you get in the next couple weeks when you're relieving yourself.
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So... what shall we name the little bugger?

FIHties: Will you be providing the baby clothes at a discount? He/she will look so good in Armani.
 

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i think it should be 'Ignignokt' or 'Ur', or 'Carl'.

'Birdman' is a good name too.
 

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So... what shall we name the little bugger?

  FIHties: Will you be providing the baby clothes at a discount? He/she will look so good in Armani.
Hmmm...I'm gonna bet you $10 that the original poster isn't thinking that this is to funny right now.
 

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