Dialectizer!

[Alter]

The Dialectizer! Input some text or link to a URL and it will automatically change the dialect to: Redneck, Cockney, Swedish Chef, etc.

Here is a text describing a fused suit:

describes a coat where a soft, pliable knit fabric has been literally heat glued to the underside of the jacket's wool fabric.

Now, dialectized as "Redneck":
dexcribes a coat whar a sof', pliable knit fabric has been literally heat glued t'th' unnerside of th' jacket's wool fabric.

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

 

[drizzt3117]

G F G http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...://www.cnn.com

 

[Alter]

I just realized that it will continue to Dialectize as you surf around.

In other words...if you input the styleforum URL to the Dialectizer you can view EVERYTHING in a different dialect.

Like this:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...leforum.net%2F

 

[DNW]

Originally Posted by Alter

Like this:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...leforum.net%2F

 

[muelleran]

Well there have been reports that the language coming out of Buckingham Palace has become more common lately but this is going a bit too far:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...2Fpage5543.asp

 

[Nantucket Red]

Originally Posted by Alter

I just realized that it will continue to Dialectize as you surf around.

In other words...if you input the styleforum URL to the Dialectizer you can view EVERYTHING in a different dialect.

Like this:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...leforum.net%2F

Reading Ask Andy in Elmer Fudd can be pretty amusing.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Or the Asian Women Appreciation Thread:
Man, ev'rytime ah open this hyar thread ah git Japanese fevah.
Wow, uh uh uh uh uh uh, some of de girls on dis page are doaggle beyond doabiltiby.
Bateman, dat page be sooo Decemba' 2006! Right on!
Leave it t'Victo' Ward t'tell me I'm "out uh season. 'S coo', bro."
Pewsonawwy if thewe is an aftewwife I hope it wesembwes page 44.

 

[Alter]

Nice!

How about Wilson Brother on "Jive":

Hey Jollyman dudes- I hope ya' dun didn't miss De Dude too much. Lop some boogie..but ah' have been busy wid mah' new job wo'kin' fo' mah' goats Big Daddy and I'm startin' t'feel likes ah' don't gots any time fo' mah' Califo'nia dreams De reason ah' am writin' be fo' some advice about mah' goats moder. Ah be baaad....I dink she's been actin' real inappropriate wid me Fo' 'esample- de oda' day ah' wuz visitin' deir crib she wants'ed t'show me family photos..so when we went into de oda' room she used dis time t'make some comment about mah' butt lookin' likes steamed buns (hey man- ah' don't wanna say whut adjective she wuz usin' ..and even gave it some squeeze- it wuzn't such some stronge squeeze but still it dun didn't feel right t'me ah' told ha' dat ah' dun didn't dink dis type uh behavio' wuz right ..and she said ah' should dig use t'it if ah' intend on goin' t'de US..as she spent some time dere. ah' wants'ed t'tell ha' dat ah' don't dink dis be no'mal behavio' dere..but ah' know ha' opinions is very stubbo'n . I'm real confused whut t'do now, so cut me some slack, Jack..as ah' don't wanna be in dis inappropriate situashun wid ha' again. 'S coo', bro. She's some very supa fine lady but I'm lovin' ha' daughter. Ah be baaad....and dont dink she dig its whut kind'a dude de Dude be its also duznt help me dat I'm wo'kin' wid ha' husband who kin dig rada' angry afta' his Johnney Walka' red label I hope ya' dudes gots some baaaad advice fo' me- I'm startin' t'feel some little despuh'te here . -Danny Wilson

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

Pewsonawwy if thewe is an aftewwife I hope it wesembwes page 44.[/I]

LMFAO...

Jon.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Alter

Nice!

How about Wilson Brother on "Jive":

Hey Jollyman dudes- I hope ya' dun didn't miss De Dude too much. Lop some boogie..but ah' have been busy wid mah' new job wo'kin' fo' mah' goats Big Daddy and I'm startin' t'feel likes ah' don't gots any time fo' mah' Califo'nia dreams De reason ah' am writin' be fo' some advice about mah' goats moder. Ah be baaad....I dink she's been actin' real inappropriate wid me Fo' 'esample- de oda' day ah' wuz visitin' deir crib she wants'ed t'show me family photos..so when we went into de oda' room she used dis time t'make some comment about mah' butt lookin' likes steamed buns (hey man- ah' don't wanna say whut adjective she wuz usin' ..and even gave it some squeeze- it wuzn't such some stronge squeeze but still it dun didn't feel right t'me ah' told ha' dat ah' dun didn't dink dis type uh behavio' wuz right ..and she said ah' should dig use t'it if ah' intend on goin' t'de US..as she spent some time dere. ah' wants'ed t'tell ha' dat ah' don't dink dis be no'mal behavio' dere..but ah' know ha' opinions is very stubbo'n . I'm real confused whut t'do now, so cut me some slack, Jack..as ah' don't wanna be in dis inappropriate situashun wid ha' again. 'S coo', bro. She's some very supa fine lady but I'm lovin' ha' daughter. Ah be baaad....and dont dink she dig its whut kind'a dude de Dude be its also duznt help me dat I'm wo'kin' wid ha' husband who kin dig rada' angry afta' his Johnney Walka' red label I hope ya' dudes gots some baaaad advice fo' me- I'm startin' t'feel some little despuh'te here . -Danny Wilson

ROFL!