Denim for the men with no ass

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  1. PG2G

    PG2G Senior member

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    Yeah yeah, I know... terrible thread. That said, any recommendations? Or is how a pair of jeans looks on their ass not something guys should be concerned about?
     


  2. Arethusa

    Arethusa Senior member

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    Speaking as a guy with no ass, my advice to get an ass.
     


  3. PG2G

    PG2G Senior member

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    Haha, and how does one accomplish this? I'm sure lots of ladies out there would be interested as well :p
     


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    Saucemaster Sized Down 2

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    Squats and deadlifts worked for me.
     


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    Stairstepper! Actually I have no clue, but(t) as much as men would not want to admit, how your ass looks in jeans can be pretty important. Ladies like a cute butt just as much as men do.
     


  6. Arethusa

    Arethusa Senior member

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    Squats and deadlifts worked for me.
    There's your answer.
     


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    PG2G Senior member

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    I guess I'll try that out, heh. You guys want weekly updates with pics? j/k :p
     


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    Now what possessed me to click through that link? I should have seen it coming.
     


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    PG2G Senior member

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    Now what possessed me to click through that link? I should have seen it coming.

    Haha, yeah... I did it too :/
     


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    Yeah yeah, I know... terrible thread. That said, any recommendations? Or is how a pair of jeans looks on their ass not something guys should be concerned about?


    Don't worry about it...the only time someone ever told me I had no "ass" was some obese ugly girl that I had humiliated at the workplace

    (her name was Thanusa and the funny thing is that she had an arranged marriage, I wish I could have seen the reaction on the groom's face walking down the aisle)

    At the end of the day...I do not go for girls with ghetto-booties. So I would not expect a girl with the body of a model to criticize my ass.

    If you are in good shape and have an athletic frame then your fine...
     


  13. Arethusa

    Arethusa Senior member

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    If you have an athletic body, you will have an ass. If he doesn't, one can assume he, well, doesn't. Hence my advice (which I very much need to take, myself, but that's another matter).
     


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    Which jeans for a man with no ass?

    I suspect that if one visits certain adult emporia, one can procure jeans which themselves have no ass...what could be more appropriate!
     


  15. mack11211

    mack11211 Senior member

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    Since I'm the one who provided the padded butt brief link, perhaps I should balance the scale with some potentially useful information.

    Cargo mag covered this a few months ago. They recommended jeans with larger, bulkier, pouchier, flapped rear pockets to distract the eye.
     


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