Whoa, hold on a second . . . The Wikipedia entry for this Carlson clown shows hom wearing a bow tie, so I assume this is part of his standard garb . . . and he showed the whole world (excluding me, apparently) that he wears a clip on??!! I can scarcely think of a more fitting public humiliation. His sartorial choices are their own reward. I understood he had abandoned the bow tie affectation. Of course, I think I heard that here, so it's probably bullshit . . .