D-Ring Belt -- sexual signifier??

[khaki sack]

I just picked up a d-ring belt from, Robert Talbott in brown with a teal stripe.

Like this:

https://hansensclothing.com/display.asp?id=5786&sra=4

D-ring belts generally point to the right , because of the way you fasten them, at least in my experience.

I was wondering, if the way your d-ring belt hangs , is it a signifier of sexual persuasion?

 

[Gus]

Didn't you get the owners manual with your belt? It covers this subject in depth.

 

[blackplatano]

is that why you bought it?

 

[brozek]

Originally Posted by khaki sack

I was wondering, if the way your d-ring belt hangs , is it a signifier of sexual persuasion?

Yes, absolutely.

 

[v0rtex]

Originally Posted by khaki sack

I was wondering, if the way your d-ring belt hangs , is it a signifier of sexual persuasion?

This is true. I went to school with a guy who wore one of those belts the wrong way once while out on the town and he was savagely raped because a gang of roving homosexuals thought he 'wanted it' based on his belt.

Serves him right, I say. He knew the D-ring belt rules.

Also, be careful around jelly bracelets. If you're wearing one and someone snaps it off you, you're then compelled to ******** with them.

 

[khaki sack]

It's funny you say this, as I spoke to the Robert Talbott co today , about this issue.

They are discontinuing this line of D-ring belts , due to unspecified problems.

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by khaki sack

I just picked up a d-ring belt from, Robert Talbott in brown with a teal stripe.

Like this:

https://hansensclothing.com/display.asp?id=5786&sra=4

D-ring belts generally point to the right , because of the way you fasten them, at least in my experience.

I was wondering, if the way your d-ring belt hangs , is it a signifier of sexual persuasion?

Model it for us and we'll tell you, big guy!

 

[eighteennine]

Just make sure to wear it with trousers...

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by eighteennine

Just make sure to wear it with trousers...

Shhh. You'll invalidate the test results if you disclose the relevant criteria in advance!

 

[eighteennine]

Oops, sorry. Didn't know you were looking forward to seeing him model his belt w/out trousers

 

[macuser3of5]

I see a new thread on the horizon: Stuff Guys Who Wear D-ring Belts Like

 

[padronlover]

ru serious brah?

 

[Karo]

I just got a dior homme d-ring belt and it only points to one direction; ********.

 

[FidelCashflow]

Wear it the wrong way in a club, and all the boys will want your khaki sack.

 

[Eustace Tilley]

One of the funniest threads ever