Cybersex, have you had it?

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  1. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    edmorel has propositioned me many, many times but I've never gone for it.

    Only if you get free access to his closet.
     


  2. Manny Calavera

    Manny Calavera Senior member

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    You can find me in the Deeprun Tram on most weeknights cybering with elf-babes.
     


  3. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    "Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game" ala World of Warcraft, Everquest, Ultima Online, Dark Ages of Camelot...and soon to be Warhammer Online

    A.K.A Nerd Alert!

    Jon.
     


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    imageWIS Senior member

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    Only if you get free access to his closet.

    But once you go in, you don't come out. [​IMG]

    Jon.
     


  5. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    But once you go in, you don't come out. [​IMG]

    Jon.


    Once I go in, I come in.
     


  6. denimdestroyedmylife

    denimdestroyedmylife Big Winner

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    Another lonely night
    Stare at the TV screen
    I don't know what to do
    I need a rendezvous
     


  7. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    Once I go in, I come in.

    That's probably for the best. You don't want it getting all over the merchandise, if not you are going to have some unhappy forum members.

    Jon.
     


  8. Roland Loden of Germany

    Roland Loden of Germany Senior member

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    Another lonely night
    Stare at the TV screen
    I don't know what to do
    I need a rendezvous


    Do you think it possible that Kraftwerk also lead for the invention of cybersex? I do feel that Tipper Gore might of worked against her husband on this technology.
     


  9. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    You don't want it getting all over the merchandise, if not you are going to have some unhappy forum members.

    Jon.



    Some forum members have offered to pay me more for merchandise with this addition.
     


  10. celery

    celery Senior member

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    Well, yes and no. I didn't actually have cyber-sex, however, I did partake in making other think they were having it and then laughing at their expense.

    When I was 14, my friend and I would go to AOL chat rooms and pretend to be girls. Of course in moments tons of guys would message us. We picked the most desperate sounding guy and pretended to be interested in him. We'd talk about fake girl crap for a few minutes and slowly mention cyber sex.

    He'd get all into it and we just assumed he was in midstroke as we announced that we weren't girls and proceeded to laugh at him and call him names. Of course the guy would get incredibly pissed off and type every obscenity known to man in CAPS! lol

    Torturing people can be fun.
     


  11. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I had a friend once tell me about his cybersex experience. He said his CD-ROM never worked the same again. So I advise against it.
     


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    imageWIS Senior member

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    Some forum members have offered to pay me more for merchandise with this addition.

    [​IMG]

    How would you charge it? By the ounce?

    Jon.
     


  13. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    Well, yes and no. I didn't actually have cyber-sex, however, I did partake in making other think they were having it and then laughing at their expense.

    When I was 14, my friend and I would go to AOL chat rooms and pretend to be girls. Of course in moments tons of guys would message us. We picked the most desperate sounding guy and pretended to be interested in him. We'd talk about fake girl crap for a few minutes and slowly mention cyber sex.

    He'd get all into it and we just assumed he was in midstroke as we announced that we weren't girls and proceeded to laugh at him and call him names. Of course the guy would get incredibly pissed off and type every obscenity known to man in CAPS! lol

    Torturing people can be fun.

    So, you were once a virtual tranny slut?
     


  14. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    So, you were once a virtual tranny slut?

    sure sounds like it.

    I've never really found a situation where I would want to pretend to be a girl or imagine a man midstroke but maybe I'm weird.
     


  15. kronik

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    sure sounds like it.

    I've never really found a situation where I would want to pretend to be a girl or imagine a man midstroke but maybe I'm weird.


    No, you imagine men to finish up. It's ok.
     


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