Crumple or Fold?

[Tck13]

So with all of the excitement of Karl Rove and Sheryl Crow and toilet paper, I thought I'd pose a question to the distinguished members of this forum.

Crumple or fold? Of course, I associate folding with the more organized, intelligent folk (like myself) but I could be wrong.

 

[edmorel]

No option for your hand?

 

[itsstillmatt]

 

[evilgeniusdan]

Originally Posted by iammatt

 

[tiecollector]

Let's hear it for *******! You could also use the goatse method......

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by iammatt

What about Meatspin?

 

[romafan]

I thought this was about pocket squares!

 

[amerikajinda]

What's a bedet?

 

[tiecollector]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

What about Meatspin?

Oh man, just went there at work. should have known. It is freakin hilarious as well. Though not as classic and elegant as ******* or goatse.

 

[Sabrosa]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

What about Meatspin?

 

[Pink22m]

I prefer using a bidet, although this option only presents itself to me when staying abroad in European hotels.

Back at home in the States, I prefer using handy wipes, which tend to clean your butt more thorougly than toilet paper.

 

[Get Smart]

Originally Posted by iammatt

wow. the greatest emoticon ever. I remember one of the first images I got sent by email when I got internet years ago was a japanese gal doing just that

 

[Kopite]

Originally Posted by Get Smart

wow. the greatest emoticon ever. I remember one of the first images I got sent by email when I got internet years ago was a japanese gal doing just that

Is that physically possible?

 

[Get Smart]

yep, if it's runny diarrhea

 

[edmorel]

I think the brand you use has to do with crumple or fold. Charmin is very thick and I could not imagine someone crumpling that. Scottissue is thinner and you would not to fold it a lot in order to make sure your fingers did not break through the paper and got a smear (don't act like it has not happened to you)