Critique my Job Interview attire (pics)

[scruff]

Originally Posted by ykurtz

That look might flight fly during happy hour, but not for a real job interview. Is that shirt buttoned at the neck? If so, it's way too big for you. If not, it should be; no shirt should be visible at the neck. Also, the knot is way too big for an interview. You can flash your personal style as much as you want during 'last call', but not a good call for a job interview. The jacket lining is pretty outlandish, unless you're applying for a 'creative' position. If it's a position that requires a college degree, it probably won't fly.

Originally Posted by denacethemennis

Do up that top button and you're good to go. I'm not sure how much you would stand out though, blue shirt and red tie is pretty standard business attire. I think the shoes will make or break it.

Originally Posted by bowtielover

I would go with a plain shirt, you don't want too many distracting elements. The suit is nice and the tie as well, just go with a solid shirt or something to that affect.

Originally Posted by IBJanky

I sure hope this thread is a joke.

myke

 

[BeaconHillBoston]

It amazes me that some posters in this thread could not pick up on the obvious sarcasm and humor of the original post.

Incredible.

 

[Reevolving]

I liked the ugly red tie (like a 6 year old's tie) that's too short.
and the ugly table cloth shirt. Perfect !

 

[ykurtz]

I thought my straight response was funnier than the OPs query. Most people thought I was serious.

 

[SlyGuyWT]

I switched to a white shirt. The interview is Tuesday, I will follow up.

 

[83glt]

If you don't have confidence that the eggs and pickles will have the desired result, you can invest in some "Morning Breeze Perfume" - http://www.easleys.com/morningbreezeperfume.aspx Trust me, it works. It really is a foul foul odor. It's a small investment for peace of mind. Good luck, knock 'em dead!

 

[letmefly]

Size up two sizes on the collar and wear a Ed Hardy tee underneath - done!

 

[SlyGuyWT]

just an update guys thanks for all of the tips, i went with a different suit and i'll post some pics of it soon.

 

[GBR]

Dump the tee shirt - totally wrong.

 

[nedliug]

Fix the knot so there's a good buttcrack, and don't forget to practice your handshake. The introductory handshake is your chance to show that you won't back down from a challenge. I'll also second the the Ed Hardy undershirt. It will demonstrate that even though respect the time honored traditions (white dress shirt), you aren't victim to paradigm paralysis.

 

[jagmqt]

Originally Posted by ykurtz
That look might flight fly during happy hour, but not for a real job interview. Is that shirt buttoned at the neck? If so, it's way too big for you. If not, it should be; no shirt should be visible at the neck. Also, the knot is way too big for an interview. You can flash your personal style as much as you want during 'last call', but not a good call for a job interview. The jacket lining is pretty outlandish, unless you're applying for a 'creative' position. If it's a position that requires a college degree, it probably won't fly.

Originally Posted by ykurtz

I thought my straight response was funnier than the OPs query. Most people thought I was serious.

I think you were serious, and you're trying to cover your ass with your second post.

jag

 

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[Sazerac]

Bring the humidor with you into the interview. It shows you are a man of refinement and taste. Offer the man performing the interview a cigar. If it is a woman, offer her gum or a breath mint. Either way, feel free to light up a cigar yourself. If the interviewer says, "What are you doing? There's no smoking in here." Simply reply with a casual, "screw you." This will show that you mean business. I am confident you will be hired on the spot with a salary in the low to mid six-figures, even if the position is entry level.