craziest, wackiest quotes

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  1. esquire.

    esquire. Senior member

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    What's the craziest, wackiest quote or post you've seen here.

    This has to be my favorite:
    "People are not sufficiently evolved enough to avoid war, we haven't learnt from the previous wars. What we need is one big war so we learn violence is not the answer... Please don't judge my statements so easily, they are well thought out arguments."
     


  2. marc37

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    That sounds like something l would say. Coming to think of it, l did say that. That is my quote. [​IMG] l think my signiture is a pretty wacky quote. lt refers to hornback alligator boots and strong southern moonshine alcohol.
     


  3. Alexis

    Alexis Senior member

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    Hell is other people - Sartre
     


  4. marc37

    marc37 Senior member

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    Alexis: l liked you other avator better. Can you put up that one again, please.
     


  5. Fabienne

    Fabienne Senior member

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    I prefer the subtlety of Alexis' current avatar.

    As for quotes, although they rub me the wrong way most of the time, I'd have to say pretty much anything Ernest writes.
     


  6. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    Well, yeah:

    "Heavy handicaped people who could never live all by themselves are useless to society, they spend time and money of their relative and of the State for nothing."

    Jon.
     


  7. uriahheep

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    Some of my absolute favorites are from sports. "I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf." -Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf ------------------------------------------------------------- http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004....ot.read 6. "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." -- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice in 1982. 5. ''Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.'' -- Joe Theismann, showing off his Notre Dame education, in 1996. 4. "[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse." -- Mike Tyson on a column that writer Wallace Matthews wrote about him in 2002. 3. ''He's a guy who gets up at 6 o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.'' -- Boxing trainer Lou Duva talking about Andrew Golota in 1996. 2. "I can't really remember the names of the clubs we went to." -- Shaquille O'Neal when asked if he visited the Parthenon during a trip to Greece in 1994. 1. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." -- Greg Norman in 1986.
     


  8. Ambulance Chaser

    Ambulance Chaser Senior member

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    Hands down, it's got to be Styleman's post about meeting with world leaders and captains of industry, and being marked for greatness.
     


  9. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    I don't know, I like Kalra's post about how he only uses cash to purchase items, but apparently doesn't carry enough cash to actually cover the price of purchase on some of the more expensive items, because that amount of cash would "˜arouse attention'.

    Jon.
     


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    cuffthis Senior member

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    "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky" (waving crooked finger as this is said)
     


  11. Fabienne

    Fabienne Senior member

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    and the operative word is "here". I quote:

    "What's the craziest, wackiest quote or post you've seen here."

    I also enjoy the posts that have me totally lost (because of specialized vocabulary, mainly)
     


  12. joseanes

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    I preffer the new Alexis avatar. It distracts less from the current topic. And it still reflects her beauty.
     


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    http://66.170.193.77/cgi-bin....57;st=0 From Rbaalrahji of the Kindom of Saudia Arabia...
     


  14. montecristo#4

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    Mike Tyson is a one man army of great quotes: "The knee is fine, I've been training confuciusly." "Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you. If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn." [On his childhood] "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard." "I just want to conquer people and their souls." "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." "Everybody's got plans...until they get hit." "My main objective is to be professional but to kill him [Lennox Lewis]." "When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff." "He [Tyrell Biggs] was screaming like my wife." "You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat." "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah." I love Tyson's creation of the word "confuciusly". I've started to use it in conversation now myself. It could be the funniest "word" in the English language. This morning, I had a second fitting with Darren, who is altering my new suit confuciusly. Meanwhile, most participants on this board are working confuciusly to persuade Alexis to bring back her...explosive...old avatar. [​IMG] Montecristo
     


  15. LA Guy

    LA Guy Opposite Santa Staff Member Admin Moderator

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    Give the girl a break guys, or I'll send the "Traid" after you. Seriously, the whole Alexis/avatar thing got old, quick. And it's been about 3 guys who keep harping on about it. Yeah, you know who you are.
     


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