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Craigslist casual encounters

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Connemara, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. GoSurface

    GoSurface Senior member

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    You frequent this section frequently, no?

    I only reply to your ads.
     
  2. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    I only reply to your ads.
    Funny, I don't remember asking for miniature Asian dick...
     
  3. GoSurface

    GoSurface Senior member

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    Funny, I don't remember asking for miniature Asian dick...

    Well, you're drunk 27 out of 24 hours in a day so.....
     
  4. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Well, you're drunk 27 out of 24 hours in a day so.....
    I may always be drunk, but I am not stupid.
     
  5. GoSurface

    GoSurface Senior member

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    I may always be drunk, but I am not stupid.

    Yeah, I don't think you'd ever mistake "Big black penis" for "Small Asian dick." Where else would you get that organic milk?
     
  6. robin

    robin Senior member

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    I know women that have put up ads. According to them they just get hundreds of emails full of penis photos.
     
  7. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    This pretty attractive girl responded to one of my somewhat dirty e-mails. I was excited until she asked to meet me at some coffee shop I've never heard of. I googled it and turns out the goddamn place is in Columbia, SC not Columbus, OH.

    Idiot.
     
  8. DNW

    DNW Senior member

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    This pretty attractive girl responded to one of my somewhat dirty e-mails. I was excited until she asked to meet me at some coffee shop I've never heard of. I googled it and turns out the goddamn place is in Columbia, SC not Columbus, OH.

    Idiot.


    You contacted this girl, who's in Columbia, SC? [​IMG]
     
  9. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    You contacted this girl, who's in Columbia, SC? [​IMG]
    She posted in the Columbus section. How the hell was I supposed to know. [​IMG]
     
  10. HORNS

    HORNS Senior member

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    You contacted this girl, who's in Columbia, SC? [​IMG]

    She posted in the Columbus section. How the hell was I supposed to know. [​IMG]

    You need to post this in Missed Encounters.
     
  11. Willsw

    Willsw Senior member

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    I've posted different types of ads in the Seeking sections in order to see what kind of responses I'd get. Dumb girls and girls with pictures get a lot of dicktures; seemingly smart girls get a lot of overwrought paragraphs and attempted wit; guys with no picture pretty much get no response; average guys with picture get few, sometimes. I'd imagine the ripped fellas would get a few more. A few "creative" approaches, as a guy, brought the most interesting responses, some of whom I continued communication with for a bit.

    Craigslist can be fun.
     
  12. Beta

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    I actually read these for some entertainment.

    google search "best of craigslist" as well, and its some amazing writing.
     
  13. clarity

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    The listings for larger cities are entertaining and freaky to read. Most of the 'normal' adds seem fake though. They all follow some sort of template as if they were copy/pasted.
     
  14. warlok1965

    warlok1965 Senior member

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    Most of the craigslist ads are bogus.

    If you want some action use ashleymadison.com. I am now trying to talk myself out of meeting up with a hot to trot, sexually aggessive girlie I met there. I shouldn't have looked in the first place, damn curiosity.
     
  15. Mauby

    Mauby Senior member

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  16. garmentmerchant

    garmentmerchant Senior member

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    I actually read these for some entertainment.

    google search "best of craigslist" as well, and its some amazing writing.


    Beta Thanks so much for this funny stuff I especially liked this one

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html
     
  17. Bradford

    Bradford Senior member

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    Most of the craigslist ads are bogus.

    If you want some action use ashleymadison.com. I am now trying to talk myself out of meeting up with a hot to trot, sexually aggessive girlie I met there. I shouldn't have looked in the first place, damn curiosity.


    Isn't Ashley Madison designed for married people who are cheating?
     
  18. warlok1965

    warlok1965 Senior member

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    Yes but there are lots of single people on there too, men and women. What's the 65+ version of a cougar? Maybe Connie could get him some of that.
     
  19. Beta

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    Beta Thanks so much for this funny stuff I especially liked this one

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html





    http://i33.tinypic.com/2iqel3n.gif

    that is a screencap of probably my favorite one, i dont think the actual post still exists.
    ...not really SFW btw.

    p.s. i like to look at the local hookers to see if i see anyone i know...ive seen chicks that i recognize before! fun way to waste a few minutes [​IMG])
     
  20. Milhouse

    Milhouse Senior member

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    http://i33.tinypic.com/2iqel3n.gif

    that is a screencap of probably my favorite one, i dont think the actual post still exists.
    ...not really SFW btw.

    p.s. i like to look at the local hookers to see if i see anyone i know...ive seen chicks that i recognize before! fun way to waste a few minutes [​IMG])


    "Straight guys only"??? Ummm, does he realize what he is asking for?
     

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