A crackhead tried to break off my sparkplugs to make a crack pipe out of them. In the process he damaged the cylinder cooling fins on my bike. I couldn't stop laughing and swearing when I found it. See this craigslist posting to understand what I'm talking about. My crackhead failed though - he must not have read the craigslist post very well. He broke one plug and moved to the other one and broke the wrong part off it. Completely ignored (and spared) everything else on the bike, luckily. Dumbass didn't think to pop open my bike bag which contains a spare, brand new in box Bosch spark plug. The other week after a bike trip with my friend and his GF, some sketch (most likely another crackhead) stole my backpack off my bike outside his building, which contained some underwear, my red Sambas and my hemp/cotton Uniqlos. If anyone sees a skinny dude walking the streets of Seattle wearing red Sambas, nicely broken in size 32 hemp/cotton Uniqlos and a blue backpack, and beating the heat in Under Armour, it's not me anymore, it's that crackhead. Please beat him up for me. Thanks.