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Contest: youarematt!

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by polar-lemon, Apr 4, 2009.

  1. dopey

    dopey Senior member Dubiously Honored

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  2. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    This thread turned out less creepy than I had hoped.
    Give it time.
     


  3. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Goon member

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    Give it time.

    It takes a certain amount of time to collect enough pubic hair for alternative application, so I agree with you.


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  4. polar-lemon

    polar-lemon Senior member

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    It takes a certain amount of time to collect enough pubic hair for alternative application, so I agree with you.


    - B


    Real pros harvest.

    Also, haven't seen any sperm ties yet...I'm disappointed.
     


  5. CDFS

    CDFS Senior member

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    Edit:

    Testing something. Please ignore
     


  6. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Goon member

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    Real pros harvest.

    Also, haven't seen any sperm ties yet...I'm disappointed.


    I'm wearing a sperm tie today:

    [​IMG]

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  7. Baron

    Baron Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    ^^^
    So not Matt. Seriously.
     


  8. whnay.

    whnay. Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    He doesn't own black shoes and his khakis are at least 5 inches wider on the bottom. Pfft.
     


  9. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Goon member

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    ^^^
    So not Matt. Seriously.


    Obviously.


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  10. Master-Classter

    Master-Classter Senior member

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    This is the creepiest thing on the Internet.

    Pot-emara, don't call the kettle creepy.

    Things I learnt about iammatt
    - his wardrobe is very, very different from mine - it was a major stretch to even come up with this very vague approximation.


    Isn't that sort of part of the point? It forces you to think about and combine your clothes in a different way and requires you to understand how someone else thinks (or doesn't, as the point was made) about dressing. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery...
    I think it's a really strong effort H.F.


    PS - I plan on delivering a sperm tie later this week...
     


  11. Maharlika

    Maharlika Senior member

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    matt's khaki would have been shorter and wrinkled! That's one of his trademarks, no?
     


  12. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Goon member

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    matt's khaki would have been shorter and wrinkled! That's one of his trademarks, no?

    Just to be absolutely clear: the sperm tie photograph above is NOT a contest entry. It is simply a photograph with a sperm tie in it.

    I already threw down my contest photo: the patch pocket solid suit and striped blazer.

    Top that, dorkwads.

    Consciously putting together an iammatt "look," while a premise of this contest, is simply breathing my fumes. I deliver without even trying.


    - B
     


  13. DocHolliday

    DocHolliday Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Top that, dorkwads.

    You must have missed my green Muppet coat ... [​IMG]
     


  14. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Goon member

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    You must have missed my green Muppet coat ... [​IMG]

    Aren't you just passing off an iammatt photo as yourself?


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  15. mafoofan

    mafoofan THE FOO Dubiously Honored

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    We're all missing the requisite Iammatt components to pull this off. Iammatt and every other forum member wears patch pocket tweed jackets and two-inch cuffs.

    No blue chambray shirts and no patterned linen squares = auto-fail.
     


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