Contest time!!!

[Mauro]

contest ends today at 10pm est

 

[Vernon-Dozier]

Hi everyone, I'm Mauro from Farinelli's. Until now I haven't shared my special talent with anyone. You see, I have a unique hereditary condition: my bowels are in such perfect alignment that I'm able to produce amazing lengths of unbroken fecal matter. Below you see the recent wonder that I produced. Enjoy

Unfortunately you can't tell exactly how long this beauty is. So I fished it out, measured it and the first person who can guess the correct length gets a $50 gift certificate. If you can top it then I'll tip my cap and give you the key to my store with a $5000 shopping spree. And next month I'll show you what I can do after eating 4 cans of corn mixed with 2 bowls of Grape Nuts. Good luck!

 

[justtemple]

^lolwut

 

[grundletaint]

hodini

 

[JGP.]

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[th0rbahn]

NOT a contest entry..
but I just took this photo 15 minutes ago

 

[Mauro]

Vernon- I am dieing over here that **** ( no pun inteneded) is FUNNY!!!

 

[Vernon-Dozier]

Originally Posted by Mauro

Vernon- I am dieing over here that **** ( no pun inteneded) is FUNNY!!!

Heh, I thought you'd either think I'm a nut or not really know what to think about it. I'm glad you can get a laugh at some twisted humor. Not sure if you want to show it to your daughter though

 

[whodini]

Hey, everybody poops.

 

[gt33]

 

[Vernon-Dozier]

Originally Posted by whodini

Hey, everybody poops.

True, but it's usually hiding under toilet paper so you don't see it. When the big one hits you must have a camera handy and the willingness to take the picture without wiping first. That takes dedication and a twisted sense of humour.

 

[whodini]

No, that just sounds pretty goddamn unsanitary.

 

[Mauro]

is that your official ruling doctor?

 

[Mauro]

Contest ends at 10pm for any last minute enteries.
some winners have already been pm'ed the rest will get a PM tomorrow.
Best,
MAuro

 

[zissou]

Originally Posted by whodini

No, that just sounds pretty goddamn unsanitary.

Says the guy who left skidmarks in my Chimalas!!!!