Colon Cleansing

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  1. dokelroth

    dokelroth Senior member

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    Has anybody taken herbal colon cleansing products? I have been hearing a lot about the increased health benefits of cleaning out this filthy organ and wondered if anybody had taken the plunge.
     


  2. TylerDurden

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    What do you mean enemas?

    They were popular in the early 1900's but after that most of the doctors stop advising there customers to use them. I guess it makes sense, flushing out the colon of all the backed up poo. Sounds gross. I've never tried it but if it helps out ones health, maybe?
     


  3. tiecollector

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    I am due for my annual colonic via water hose. It really was amazing how well it worked. I lost a few inches around my waist cuz I was so bloated. You'll feel squeaky clean from the inside out.

    I have also done an herbal/fiber cleanse. Get on Colonix (http://drnatura.com/), it is the best out of any of the ones I saw reviewed and I also took it.

    It comes with a parasite cleanse too. I swear I used to have a tickling on my cornhole from the wrong side, which could be an indication of worms. After using that "shit" I no longer feel them. I swear that after the first week on this "shit" I saw the worms come out in my poo. It was pretty "bad ass".

    You'll get constipated for a few days, followed by the most mind-numbing shit you've ever taken in your entire life. You'll need to flush at least 5 times and refer back to the other thread on how to wipe your ass.
     


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    I am due for my annual colonic via water hose. It really was amazing how well it worked. I lost a few inches around my waist cuz I was so bloated. You'll feel squeaky clean from the inside out.

    I have also done an herbal/fiber cleanse. Get on Colonix (http://drnatura.com/), it is the best out of any of the ones I saw reviewed and I also took it.

    It comes with a parasite cleanse too. I swear I used to have a tickling on my cornhole from the wrong side, which could be an indication of worms. After using that "shit" I no longer feel them. I swear that after the first week on this "shit" I saw the worms come out in my poo. It was pretty "bad ass".

    You'll get constipated for a few days, followed by the most mind-numbing shit you've ever taken in your entire life. You'll need to flush at least 5 times and refer back to the other thread on how to wipe your ass.

    What a disgusting photo gallery though informative, I suppose.
     


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    What a disgusting photo gallery though informative, I suppose.
    With all the strange things you've eaten LK, I think you could benefit from one of these, but be prepared to have your pants altered. I was disappointed that my photos were not nearly as spectacular as the ones posted. I guess that means I was only half as bad off to start with. I like how they ornately decorated the toilet bowl with their excrements.
     


  6. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    Penn and Teller Bullshit! on it.
     


  7. tiecollector

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    Penn & Teller are a bunch of Bullshit! I saw this a while back.

    I'm telling you, I felt WAY better after this stuff. Asking a bunch of brainwashed allopathic docs/techs isn't gonna prove anything.
     


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    I read somewhere that the colonix pills are basically a huge amount of Metamucil type psyllium fiber, and a very small amount of herbs. The tea you drink is a laxative. Further, this site said that if you put a bunch of psyllium in a glass and let it dry out most of the way, it will form a sludgy thing the shape of the glass. I wonder if that is what we are mostly seeing in those pictures. Not saying it couldn't help at all, obviously taking a ton of fiber will probably help scrub something out, but I wonder if it's really doing as much as people seem to think. Obviously after 3 months of making yourself feel like crap on the regimen, you are going to feel a lot more energized once you are done.
     


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    I read somewhere that the colonix pills are basically a huge amount of Metamucil type psyllium fiber, and a very small amount of herbs. The tea you drink is a laxative. Further, this site said that if you put a bunch of psyllium in a glass and let it dry out most of the way, it will form a sludgy thing the shape of the glass. I wonder if that is what we are mostly seeing in those pictures. Not saying it couldn't help at all, obviously taking a ton of fiber will probably help scrub something out, but I wonder if it's really doing as much as people seem to think. Obviously after 3 months of making yourself feel like crap on the regimen, you are going to feel a lot more energized once you are done.

    There are a number of sites out there that are to colonics what SF is to clothes. Frightening I know. They all raved about Colonix.
     


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    With the recent two topics, I hope you guys realize that you are tempting fate.........
     


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    So T4, what _does_ constitute healthy food? [​IMG]
     


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    So T4, what _does_ constitute healthy food? [​IMG]

    We really want to raise the dead?..... you know it stinks.... [​IMG]
     


  13. itsstillmatt

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    Those pictures are awesome. It looks like one guy actually shit out his colon rather than cleansing it.
     


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    Clearly this man is the model of good health:

    [​IMG]
     


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    Respect to the ones who posted pics of their feces AND their faces.
     


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