Cole Haan buys EG & Lobb!!!!

[johnapril]

as per suggested

 

[RJman]

OMG!!!!!!!!

And it's merging with Kenneth Cole, so it'll be KennethColeHaan!

Better yet, they are rolling out amazing Nike Air heel technology in all of their lines, including Lobb and Green!

 

[jmatt]

Originally Posted by johnapril

as per suggested
You are a sick, sick man. May you forever wear ecco.

 

[Nantucket Red]

Oh, great. Now I have to commit seppuku!

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by Nantucket Red

Oh, great. Now I have to commit seppuku!

Isn't there a less extreme form of jisatsu for weak gaijin?

 

[alflauren]

Originally Posted by RJman

OMG!!!!!!!!

And it's merging with Kenneth Cole, so it'll be KennethColeHaan!

Hann Colo would be better.

 

[Frittata]

Originally Posted by johnapril

as per suggested
april fool

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by alflauren

Hann Colo would be better.


I'm partial to Han Solo, who was played by Harrison Ford, who also played Indiana Jones, who wore Alden Indy boots.

 

[RJman]

Hey, maybe we should Lobby Lobb or Green to name a model for Portnoy in his honor (or memory, if he's been treed). What would it look like?

 

[johnapril]

model name: Green Blob

 

[rnoldh]

Originally Posted by RJman

Hey, maybe we should Lobby Lobb or Green to name a model for Portnoy in his honor (or memory, if he's been treed). What would it look like?

It would look like Lincoln's secretary

 

[Nantucket Red]

Originally Posted by RJman

Isn't there a less extreme form of jisatsu for weak gaijin?

Ritual disembowelment is it. Stalwart Japanese jump in front of trains.

 

[minimal]

 

[Christofuh]

 

[sho'nuff]

are you serious that cole haan bought out edward green and lobb?
this is incorrect , right?