My coworker drank all my chocolate milk, if I had a coworker or at least a cat I'd have someone else to blame... There's this standup comic in Montreal at Comedyworks on Bishop... It's this butch looking jewish woman who wears the same clothes everyday, black jeans and black leather jacket. Her entire bit is a series of one liners. Every time I went to see a headliner she was one of the openers. This was her funniest bit (always in dead pan delivery, moving her lips just enough to speak). Got really drunk at the office christmas party. (2 beats) I'm self employed. (2 beats) I work at home.