Co-Worker Complaint Thread

Discussion in 'Business, Careers & Education' started by unjung, Jul 13, 2009.

  1. SField

    SField Senior member

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    My coworker drank all my chocolate milk, if I had a coworker or at least a cat I'd have someone else to blame...

    There's this standup comic in Montreal at Comedyworks on Bishop...

    It's this butch looking jewish woman who wears the same clothes everyday, black jeans and black leather jacket. Her entire bit is a series of one liners. Every time I went to see a headliner she was one of the openers. This was her funniest bit (always in dead pan delivery, moving her lips just enough to speak).

    Got really drunk at the office christmas party. (2 beats)

    I'm self employed. (2 beats)

    I work at home.
     


  2. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    A bit better than yesterday, all day vomiting for
    sounds like stephen wright
    only worse.
     


  3. DJ MAC

    DJ MAC Well-Known Member

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    a new addition to the crew is so slow, incompetent and irritating....she should be organizing shelves rather than working in a pharmacy dealing with medications
     


  4. rdawson808

    rdawson808 Senior member

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    This meeting is held every week on the same day at the same time. It is integral to getting our work done.

    Do not reschedule it. Us peons who have no control over the master calendar put it in our schedules and schedule things AROUND it. You should do the same. Because when you reschedule it, you force everyone else to shuffle their schedules around. All 'cause you're too fucking stupid to say to someone--oh, no I can't meet them.

    You've only been running your office for a couple months, so I'll let it slide for now. But this is the second time you've done it.

    b
     


  5. unjung

    unjung Senior member

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    She is arguing that "clients's" is a correct alternative for the plural-possessive form of "client."

    E.g. "All your clients's well-being."

    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU.
     


  6. unjung

    unjung Senior member

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    She is flossing at her desk. I could tell from the sound. I told her to stop.
     


  7. KennethB

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    We have it all here: the nail clipper. the toe tapper. the fight with his wife on the phone guy. the play radio in cube guy. the fat lady who eats smelly food all day. the load marketing guy who wants us all to hear about "organic growth" and "net new logos." Thank God for alcohol.
     


  8. HORNS

    HORNS Senior member

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    She is flossing at her desk. I could tell from the sound. I told her to stop.

    Wait til you feel a little wet fleck of food hit your face when she pops the floss out of her teeth.
     


  9. sho'nuff

    sho'nuff grrrrrrrr!!

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    Wait til you feel a little wet fleck of food hit your face when she pops the floss out of her teeth.

    that would do it for me, i'd call the HR. there some people here who floss in the restrooms and there are flecks all over the mirror by those who do it. so disgusting.
     


  10. JT82

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    that would do it for me, i'd call the HR. there some people here who floss in the restrooms and there are flecks all over the mirror by those who do it. so disgusting.
    That's filthy. By the way, does anyone wash their hands anymore? I'm utterly disgusted at the number of people who don't, and who obviously don't care who knows.
     


  11. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    Just hope they use hand sanitizers at their desks
     


  12. Davidko19

    Davidko19 Senior member

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    only one of our 3 soap dispensers work. Ive been there 10 months and I knew this by my second bathroom trip. Its disgusting how many people dont even care and think that briskly running their hands under a stream of water helps.

    I sit next to the a lady who talks to her fish. Thinks holistic medicine is the way. Does no work, complains up and down when its handed to her. Talks to people all day instead of doing work. Ugh.
     


  13. Stazy

    Stazy Senior member

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    I've never had coworkers.
     


  14. Kent Wang

    Kent Wang Affiliate Vendor Dubiously Honored Affiliate Vendor

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    My co-worker keeps jumping up in my lap while I'm trying to work, swishering her tail in my face and rubbing against me. When I'm trying to lay out some pocket squares to ship out she decides to lay on top of them. Maybe she thinks she's helping but she's so not. And then she gets awarded employee of the month last month. WTF.
     


  15. appolyon

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    ^ what a bitch!
     


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