It has recently come to my attention that my style has heretofore been inhibited by my lack of a crucial accessory, i.e., a cigarette. Now I know there will be those who claim that these charming little novelties bring on "the cancor" (whatever the hell that is lol) and otherwise wreak havoc upon my humours. To these people I merely say, "wat abt the sun? lol fgt." Anyway, long story short, I need a cigarette recommendation. I need a cigarette that says, "I am man. I am sexy man. I am ladies man. I am man's man. I am man of great strength and tenderness. Man who tames lion. Man who does watercolors. I am man of wealth. I am man of taste. (As evinced by my Cezanne print in my kitchen.)" Above all, my cigarette must communicate. It must speak to the masses huddled round my radiant presence. It must give them hope that they, too, can one day breathe free. In conclusion, my cigarette must be handsome, tasty, large (but not excessively so), and a ready source of pleasure to me and those around me. Recommendations?