Cigarette for Beginner

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  1. Jekyll

    Jekyll Senior member

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    It has recently come to my attention that my style has heretofore been inhibited by my lack of a crucial accessory, i.e., a cigarette. Now I know there will be those who claim that these charming little novelties bring on "the cancor" (whatever the hell that is lol) and otherwise wreak havoc upon my humours. To these people I merely say, "wat abt the sun? lol fgt." Anyway, long story short, I need a cigarette recommendation.

    I need a cigarette that says, "I am man. I am sexy man. I am ladies man. I am man's man. I am man of great strength and tenderness. Man who tames lion. Man who does watercolors. I am man of wealth. I am man of taste. (As evinced by my Cezanne print in my kitchen.)" Above all, my cigarette must communicate. It must speak to the masses huddled round my radiant presence. It must give them hope that they, too, can one day breathe free.

    In conclusion, my cigarette must be handsome, tasty, large (but not excessively so), and a ready source of pleasure to me and those around me.

    Recommendations?
     


  2. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    American Spirit yellow. Chrome lighter or matches. Matches especially when the weather is poor, its extra badass points.
     


  3. BDC2823

    BDC2823 Senior member

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    Sounds like you need a cigar instead.
     


  4. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Sounds like you need a cigar instead.

    +1
     


  5. yirayira

    yirayira Well-Known Member

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    Dunhill if you want to be fancy.

    Marlboro if you want to be a cowboy.

    Virginia Slims if you want to a real ladies man...



    I'm all for the right to smoke, but smoking shouldn't define a look.
     


  6. Oski

    Oski Senior member

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    Sounds like you need a cigar instead.

    QFT [​IMG]
     


  7. Threak

    Threak Senior member

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    e-cigarette
     


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    banjabear Well-Known Member

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    Lucky Strikes, it's TOASTED
     


  9. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Sounds like you need a cigar instead.

    Smoking a cigar on a younger adult can mean one of two things.
    1) Im smoking a cigar because i think they look cool, or
    2) I'm smoking a cigar because I genuinely enjoy them

    Either way, they look strange on a younger 20s guy. Trust me, this is coming from a 23 year old who drinks single malt and smokes cigars often. It always gets weird looks, and the chastising "grandpa" remarks from my friends and girlfriend. I don't care, because I enjoy it, and my friends and girlfriend are all jealous little bitches. Just saying.
     


  10. Bhowie

    Bhowie Senior member

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    Camel wides
     


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    gotlighters Senior member

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  12. funkygroove

    funkygroove Well-Known Member

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    American Spirit yellow. Chrome lighter or matches. Matches especially when the weather is poor, its extra badass points.

    +1 cigarette for non-"smokers". Tastes kind of like a cigar. My go to cigarette.
     


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    Cordwinder Senior member

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    Hombre Secreto Senior member

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    dtmt Senior member

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    If you are in Japan, at least smoke Alphabet R. Or better yet, buy a carton and send them to me.
     


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