Chuck Norris

[Pantisocrat]

I'm quite certain Bruce Lee could kick Norris's ass. Why is it that so many idiot youtubers say "Chuck Norris" this and that like he's some kind of god?

 

[Master-Classter]

can't argue with facts man - http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuc...s-top-50-facts

 

[acidboy]

bruce lee can't kick ****** right now even if he wants to

 

[GSquared]

Originally Posted by acidboy

bruce lee can't kick ****** right now even if he wants to

+1

Bruce Lee died at 32. Chuck Norris is 70 and his beard is older than Bruce Lee ever was.

 

[Egert]

Originally Posted by Pantisocrat

Why is it that so many idiot youtubers say "Chuck Norris" this and that like he's some kind of god?
Actually it's the other way around. Idiots and other religious peeps say "God" this and that like he's some kind of Chuck Norris

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by Egert

Actually it's the other way around. Idiots and other religious peeps say "God" this and that like he's some kind of Chuck Norris

 

[teddieriley]

Originally Posted by GSquared

+1

Bruce Lee died at 32. Chuck Norris is 70 and his beard is older than Bruce Lee ever was.

So is Chuck Norris' chest hair.

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by teddieriley

So is Chuck Norris' chest hair.

So is Chuck Norris! o wait...

 

[Eponym]

Originally Posted by Master-Classter

can't argue with facts man - http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuc...s-top-50-facts

Fact - Bruce lee did kick Chuck Norris's ass.



Maybe that's why he's dead now.

 

[Eduard_E]

LOL! I think most of those Chuck Norris 'facts' are subtle ironies. If anything, they're a sign people don't think he's that great. Personally, I think Bruce Lee kicks ass. Literally

 

[Reggs]

You guys have to admit, Chuck Norris is in great shape for a man who is 70 years old. He is an icon for aging men, as far as physical condition goes.

 

[phreak]

I live less than an hour from Chuck's ranch

 

[Bhowie]

Originally Posted by phreak

I live less than an hour from Chuck's ranch

I hope you don't live in Brenham.

 

[phreak]

 

[Biggskip]

I think this sums up Chuck Norris as a meme: