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Chuck Norris

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I'm quite certain Bruce Lee could kick Norris's ass. Why is it that so many idiot youtubers say "Chuck Norris" this and that like he's some kind of god?
 

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bruce lee can't kick my ass right now even if he wants to
 

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Originally Posted by acidboy
bruce lee can't kick my ass right now even if he wants to

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Bruce Lee died at 32. Chuck Norris is 70 and his beard is older than Bruce Lee ever was.
 

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Originally Posted by Pantisocrat
Why is it that so many idiot youtubers say "Chuck Norris" this and that like he's some kind of god?
Actually it's the other way around. Idiots and other religious peeps say "God" this and that like he's some kind of Chuck Norris
 

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Originally Posted by Egert
Actually it's the other way around. Idiots and other religious peeps say "God" this and that like he's some kind of Chuck Norris


 

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Originally Posted by GSquared
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Bruce Lee died at 32. Chuck Norris is 70 and his beard is older than Bruce Lee ever was.


So is Chuck Norris' chest hair.
 

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You guys have to admit, Chuck Norris is in great shape for a man who is 70 years old. He is an icon for aging men, as far as physical condition goes.
 

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I live less than an hour from Chuck's ranch
 

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Originally Posted by phreak
I live less than an hour from Chuck's ranch

I hope you don't live in Brenham.
 

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I think this sums up Chuck Norris as a meme:

 

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