Chuck Norris Vs. Tom Cruise? Who Takes it?

[Soph]

The Master of the Total Gym

Vs. Xenu's Anti-Golden Child.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

David Hasselhoff.

 

[RJman]

Surely you mean David Bresch.

Tokyo, nice Michael Jackson avatar.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by RJman

Tokyo, nice Michael Jackson avatar.

LOL. Oh, and:

I'm Batman.

Jon.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by imageWIS

LOL. Oh, and:

I'm Batman.

Jon.

No wonder I always get these strange urges to end your life and take your toys.

 

[Soph]

David Bresch: The Pantherellas dumper I believe??? He's plain loco

Pantherellas are my(e) feet's fav....like Homer Simpson and donuts...ummm... donuts.......ummm. Pantherella.....

.....Batman Begins 2........Michael Jackson as .......... The JoKeR........Nah....he's too scary.....

BOO!

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by Soph

David Bresch: The Pantherellas dumper I believe??? He's plain loco

That's what I mean. He doesn't obey the laws of science... or Norris.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

No wonder I always get these strange urges to end your life and take your toys.

Yes, but Batman always wins. And gets Michelle Pfeiffer / Nicole Kidman / and the Xenu-loving Katie Holmes (actually James, you can keep her

).

Jon.

 

[Thracozaag]

Chuck wins...by a hair.

koji

 

[RJman]

Seriously, MJ looks more like the Joker than Cesar Romero ever did even with makeup. Just change MJ's hairstyle and you'll see what I mean. It's even scarier because you know that this is what MJ looks like in real life, that it's not just greasepaint.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by RJman

Seriously, MJ looks more like the Joker than Cesar Romero ever did even with makeup. Just change MJ's hairstyle and you'll see what I mean. It's even scarier because you know that this is what MJ looks like in real life, that it's not just greasepaint.

I don't know: the Joker as a pedophile?

Jon.

 

[Soph]

Originally Posted by imageWIS

I don't know: the Joker as a pedophile?

Jon.

--Definitly a thriller for sure, you can say say say all you want, but hopefully he just beat it and didn't think of little boys as pretty young things.