Chuck Bass

[why]

What a *************. Gossip Girl's writing drives me crazy. How is this 17-year-old clownboat capable of doing much more than wiping his own ass? The character is awful, the actor makes him even worse, and every time I watch this show I just want to kick him so hard ********** that he pukes up **** through the gap in his teeth.

This is the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and a Jonas Brother.

 

[why]

And his collars never fit.

 

[robin]

Where is LabelKing?

 

[Neo_Version 7]

..

 

[polyesterisok]

Is he related to Sal Bass from Seinfeld?

 

[kwilkinson]

Starting a thread admitting you watch Gossip Girl = coming out thread.

 

[LabelKing]

I fear that he is mildly marsupialed judging by his facial expressions.

 

[why]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Starting a thread admitting you watch Gossip Girl = coming out thread.

Actually, most of my friends watch it every Monday night and I get stuck watching this ****. I'm sitting home alone tonight because House comes on at 9 and my friends don't watch it. Not to say that I need to watch TV, but my guy friends don't do anything on Mondays since MNF is over with so I go to my girl friends' places and watch overly-feminized male eunuch characters get pushed around by puerile party girls on Gossip Girl and The City.

That gap between a new House season and MNF was almost the end of me.

 

[JoeWoah]

Originally Posted by why

Actually, most of my friends watch it every Monday night and I get stuck watching this ****. I'm sitting home alone tonight because House comes on at 9 and my friends don't watch it. Not to say that I need to watch TV, but my guy friends don't do anything on Mondays since MNF is over with so I go to my girl friends' places and watch overly-feminized male eunuch characters get pushed around by puerile party girls on Gossip Girl and The City.

That gap between a new House season and MNF was almost the end of me.

Excuses, excuses. Did you watch the OC too when that was on?

 

[Dedalus]

Originally Posted by why

so I go to my girl friends' places and watch overly-feminized male eunuch characters get pushed around by puerile party girls on Gossip Girl and The City.

Heh.

 

[unpainted huffheinz]

What are you 12 years old? This is a show which only exists to sell more Clearasil and iPods. Get all of The Wire or Prime Suspect DVDs if you want to watch something designed for adults.

 

[gdl203]

the **** Backstreet Boy astronaut?

 

[shoreman1782]

Originally Posted by why

Actually, most of my friends watch it every Monday night and I get stuck watching this ****. I'm sitting home alone tonight because House comes on at 9 and my friends don't watch it. Not to say that I need to watch TV, but my guy friends don't do anything on Mondays since MNF is over with so I go to my girl friends' places and watch overly-feminized male eunuch characters get pushed around by puerile party girls on Gossip Girl and The City.

That gap between a new House season and MNF was almost the end of me.

The solution to your Monday night 9 p.m. time slot dilemma is obvious... Bromance.

FWIW, I hadn't heard of this dude before he started popping up when I was googling "J Press scarf."

 

[$unny]

oh hai. i leik chuck bass!

 

[limping_decorum]

I suggest renting season one of Brotherhood.