Christians rock harder

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  1. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    IMPORTANT NOTICE: No media files are hosted on these forums. By clicking the link below you agree to view content from an external website. We can not be held responsible for the suitability or legality of this material. If the video does not play, wait a minute or try again later. I AGREE

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  2. Bruce9241

    Bruce9241 Senior member

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    I don't see the picture, but yea christians do rock harder. They have to because god is in the audience.
     


  3. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    fuck this I can't get the link to work:
     


  4. tiecollector

    tiecollector Senior member

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    Badass. Going to one of those Baptist sermons has always been on my todo list.
     


  5. gsugsu

    gsugsu Senior member

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    Thanks. That was great - made my day.
     


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    Very spiritual??
     


  7. JustinW

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    At around 33 seconds, I'm sure he says "I want everyone to make some fucken noise". [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     


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    fuck this I can't get the link to work:


    its not nice to make fun of people who have seizures...
     


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    I see god is rather metal. I'm rather metal myself.
     


  11. RyJ Maduro

    RyJ Maduro Senior member

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    What is it with these Protestants? [​IMG]
     


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    FLMountainMan White Hispanic

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    As a lifelong Methodist I was really shocked when I recently attended a Baptist Church. I'd never heard the words "Hell" or "Satan" in church when i was growing up. I heard them about a dozen times in my first (and last) Baptist service. They seem to believe in the stick a hell of a lot more than the carrot.

    Hardcore.
     


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    As a lifelong Methodist I was really shocked when I recently attended a Baptist Church. I'd never heard the words "Hell" or "Satan" in church when i was growing up.
    ..... How'd you get to be a METHODIST for a lifetime and not hear about damnation all the time? The Methodists were the people whose entire church-growth strategy began with storming into other people's churches on Sunday mornings, raiding the pulpit and telling the shocked congregations that they were all going to Hell unless they repented from liberalism or Papistry or whatever. They changed the entire Asshole Missionary game forever, God love 'em. Too bad things change. Church would be a lot more interesting if people were doing that on a bi-weekly basis.
     


  14. Chiaroscuro

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    Bloody hell you've condemed us all to a horrible death. The holy ghost is contagious once seen it enters your brain eats away all higher reasoning and you fall to the ground convulsively repenting until you die.

    Damn you, it's worse than the Ring.
     


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    Jesus is actually crying after viewing that video.
     


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