Christian Bale Arrested for Assault

[Joffrey]

^ Them classy Brits.

 

[rolex]

Originally Posted by Shraka

This thread is great.

I agree. The puns are hilarious.

 

[grundletaint]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Apparently Bale's sister asked him for $200,000 to support her children. When he declined she made up some bullshit about his wife and started the fight.

Unbelievable.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/ch...er_asked_h.php

what a joker

 

[redcaimen]

Originally Posted by grundletaint

what a joker

Dont be so hard on him. All he did was hover over them and screech at them. I think it was a perfectly reasonable reaction to his sisters attempt at robin' him. If they had pulled this crap on his brother Muslim they would have gotten physically batted around.

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by redcaimen

Dont be so hard on him. All he did was hover over them and screech at them. I think it was a perfectly reasonable reaction to his sisters attempt at robin' him. If they had pulled this crap on his brother Muslim they would have gotten physically batted around.
WTH?

 

[redcaimen]

Originally Posted by RJman

WTH?

Christian Bales brother, Muslim Bale, just has different opinions about how to handle the familys womenfolk. The evening his mother and sister got their drivers licenses in the mail was a dark night for him. So he had a different reaction than his brother christian. Dont be so narrow minded.

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by redcaimen

Christian Bales brother, Muslim Bale, just has different opinions about how to handle the familys womenfolk. The evening his mother and sister got their drivers licenses in the mail was a dark night for him. So he had a different reaction than his brother christian. Dont be so narrow minded.

Dude, that's not funny.

 

[redcaimen]

Originally Posted by RJman

Dude, that's not funny.

You think thats not funny, you should have seen his reaction when he learned his brother Christian was a caped crusader!!!!!!

 

[tiecollector]

Originally Posted by redcaimen

You think thats not funny, you should have seen his reaction when he learned his brother Christian was a caped crusader!!!!!!

Best comeback ever!

 

[c3cubed]

Originally Posted by grundletaint

at least he can afford to post bale

Bravo.

 

[c3cubed]

Originally Posted by redcaimen

Dont be so hard on him. All he did was hover over them and screech at them. I think it was a perfectly reasonable reaction to his sisters attempt at robin' him. If they had pulled this crap on his brother Muslim they would have gotten physically batted around.

Change this thread title to PUN Alert

Some aces high up in the belfry here.

 

[FLMountainMan]

Originally Posted by redcaimen

You think thats not funny, you should have seen his reaction when he learned his brother Christian was a caped crusader!!!!!!

Nice. Beware though, you risk summoning Arethusa, defender of all Islam.

As the one reasonably successful member of my family, I can definitely appreciate Bale's irritation with the gravy train. It's a no-win situation for him.

 

[grundletaint]

Originally Posted by redcaimen

Dont be so hard on him. All he did was hover over them and screech at them. I think it was a perfectly reasonable reaction to his sisters attempt at robin' him. If they had pulled this crap on his brother Muslim they would have gotten physically batted around.

why so serious?

 

[VINSON]

Let's put a smile on that face