Cars Widely Considered Gay

[CBDB]

Originally Posted by gdl203

I don't understand how the H2 did not make the cut. To me, that's the gayest car ever

I thought that the Hummers all fit in the "tiny penis club" but I guess that could overlap with Gay as well.

 

[Lucky Strike]

Originally Posted by California Dreamer

How can the Karmann Ghia be a gay car? That's Maxwell Smart's car. Anybody who could pull 99 while constantly saving the world from KAOS was deinitely not gay.
I thought Smart had an Opel GT70?

 

[Millerp]

Originally Posted by Lucky Strike

I thought Smart had an Opel GT70?

He had several cars during the series. The most popular
was a Sunbeam Tiger

http://www.wouldyoubelieve.com/doors.html

 

[Buickguy]

Gay or not, I'm keeping my car!

 

[Lucky Strike]

Originally Posted by Buickguy

Gay or not, I'm keeping my car!
Very phallic, I suppose, but hardly gay. Lovely

 

[Buickguy]

Thank you Lucky Strike!.

 

[dkzzzz]

Originally Posted by Huntsman

Alright, heeeerrreee's a winner. <drumroll, please>

This car is not gay. Please, you are mixing cute-girly cars with gay cars.

 

[DMcG]

Originally Posted by briancl

They've changed just about everything, including the brakes. Have you been following the thread on NASIOC? Things should be a lot more interesting this time around.

I have been following it. And with all the effort and redesign they've put into the car I really hope that something little doesn't kill it again. It will definitely be interesting to see how it does if they don't have any major issues. Hopefully well enough that they can get backing to run a number of races.

 

[whnay.]

Originally Posted by SGladwell

Why? I already knew that Americans were the most asinine people in the world when it comes to cars. Besides, I'd rather be thought gay than a wannabe ******* he-man in a Hummer or a goddamn redneck in a lorry.

The gay people I actually know tend to drive only two types of car: BMW 3-series and Audi A4.
So maybe those are the real "gay" cars...

Don't be bitter...you drive a gay car...its cool.

 

[j]

Here's one I saw in Japan - no idea what it is, but it runs on flames.

 

[Bandwagonesque]

Originally Posted by j

Here's one I saw in Japan - no idea what it is, but it runs on flames.

I'm about as far from a car nut as one can get (does this make me gay?), but I'd drive that (does that make me even more gay?).

For the record, I take public transit... probably the gayest form of transportation.

 

[DNW]

Originally Posted by Bandwagonesque

For the record, I take public transit... probably the gayest form of transportation.

You know it. The gays like buses and trains because they look like giant penises.

 

[Bandwagonesque]

Originally Posted by DarkNWorn

You know it. The gays like buses and trains because they look like giant penises.

The articulated (bendy) buses are nicely hung.

 

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by j

Here's one I saw in Japan - no idea what it is, but it runs on flames.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/817...5resizesu8.jpg

Looks like an older Daihatsu copen

 

[Tck13]

Originally Posted by j

Here's one I saw in Japan - no idea what it is, but it runs on flames.

I'm sorry but this car is NOT gay. Repeat, NOT gay. It looks very distinguished despite its diminutive stature.

We need to breaks some of the cars into categories because they're not all gay.

1. Gay - del sol, crx, miata

2. Chick Car - Nissan Altima, A couple of lexus, toyota Scion, Celica (sorry Skalagore)

3. Ugly- Aztec, um Aztec, square Toyota Scion



Carry on!