Cars Widely Considered Gay

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  1. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    In California in the '80s, this was the ultimate girly car. A gay guy wouldn't be caught dead in it.

    It's what my wife drove when I met her.

    Which, I suppose, doesn't particularly advance the discussion, but I'm sure you were dying to know.
     


  2. Manton

    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    It's what my wife drove when I met her.

    Which, I suppose, doesn't particularly advance the discussion, but I'm sure you were dying to know.


    I'm trying to remember a girl who had a car that wasn't this ... certainly all the cute ones ... several ugly ones, even ...
     


  3. dkzzzz

    dkzzzz Senior member

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    Anything built by SAAB is a gay car.

    What your car says about you:
    Hybrids: Has been extensively covered by South Park.
    SAAB: Anyone who drives SAAB has psychological issues. Nervous females and nerdy English literature majors.
    WV Jetta/Passat: WV Jetta/Passat to BMW is what Coach bag to Burberry.
    BMW: Still trying to score after all these years.
    Mustang: 100% Meathead.
    Corvette: 100% Old meathead.
    Cadillac: Overweight Ashole with bad taste.
    Volvo: Boring and annoying white people.
     


  4. shoreman1782

    shoreman1782 Senior member

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    Ha, what do you drive, dkzzzz?

    Full disclosure: I drive a mid-90s battleship gray Passat.
     


  5. Lucky Strike

    Lucky Strike Senior member

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    Volvo: Boring and annoying white people.
    Present!
     


  6. Tck13

    Tck13 Senior member

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    What your car says about you:
    Hybrids: Has been extensively covered by South Park.
    SAAB: Anyone who drives SAAB has psychological issues. Nervous females and nerdy English literature majors.
    WV Jetta/Passat: WV Jetta/Passat to BMW is what Coach bag to Burberry.
    BMW: Still trying to score after all these years.
    Mustang: 100% Meathead.
    Corvette: 100% Old meathead.
    Cadillac: Overweight Ashole with bad taste.
    Volvo: Boring and annoying white people.



    What about Subarus or Hondas?
     


  7. sho'nuff

    sho'nuff grrrrrrrr!!

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    i drive a cute red 01 celica.

    a decidedly very gay or chick car.
     


  8. dkzzzz

    dkzzzz Senior member

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    What about Subarus or Hondas?

    Subaru: Jewish, obviously white, grad. from college 10 or more years ago. 90% female. "I bought this car because it is safe and it is good in snow".
    To sum up: boring, overly protective, and neurotic.


    Honda? If it is Accord then I cannot say anything about it , just like a Camry it has no special traits or any sort of personality.

    HUMMER: I like to have FUN!!!! I just cannot figure out how to have it.[​IMG]
     


  9. skalogre

    skalogre Senior member

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    i drive a cute red 01 celica. a decidedly very gay or chick car.
    [​IMG] Good choice, comrade! My baby: [​IMG] I am sure that says loads about me [​IMG] P.s. car has changed a bit since that photograph was taken...
    Subaru: Jewish, obviously white, grad. from colledge 10 or more years ago. 90% female. "I bought this car becasue it is safe and it is good in snow". To sum up: boring, overly protective, neurotic.
    Except for WRX owners: "I am a hooligan that is pretending to drive an economy car but really wanted an STi" WRX STi owners: "I am a hooligan that could afford the STi" [​IMG]
     


  10. visionology

    visionology Senior member

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    The VW Cabriolet is the the #1 girly car of all time. I saw a man driving a yellow one on the highway one day and I just burst out laughing.

    Honda Accord and Toyota Camry = Middle aged man with a soccer mom at home who drives a mini van, has 2-4 kids, isn't allowed to buy the car he wants by an overly demanding wife who rants endlessly about the children's education.
     


  11. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    I'm sorry, but HOW THE FUCK is this car:

    [​IMG]

    Gay?

    Jon.
     


  12. CBDB

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    No no no. The Outback is a lesbian thing. My best friend is literally the only lesbian in the world to not drive one. Gay doesn't always mean guys, guys. Come on! [​IMG]

    bob


    Crap...I like women....I drive an Outback...I'm....I'm...a......LESBIAN? [​IMG]

    Wait...I have nuts, whew, I'm OK.
     


  13. Maharlika

    Maharlika Senior member

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    Range Rover is the vehicle of choice by upwardly mobile gay men in West Hollywood.
     


  14. skalogre

    skalogre Senior member

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    Crap...I like women....I drive an Outback...I'm....I'm...a......LESBIAN? [​IMG]

    Wait...I have nuts, whew, I'm OK.


    Do you frequent Les Bos though?

    [​IMG]


    [​IMG]
     


  15. von Rothbart

    von Rothbart Senior member

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    There're chick cars and there're gay cars, athough there're some overlaps between two, they don't necessarily equate to each other.
     


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