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Buying Jeans: How To Avoid Male Cameltoe?

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I don't know how else to put it. I recently purchased a pair of Levi's 527 bootcut jeans. I like how they look, and by and large, I also like how they fit. The low rise, the nice slim fit through the butt and thighs, is really terrific. I really prefer fitted jeans, and the 527's fit the bill.

One problem I DO have is that the jeans fit tightly around the crotch and give me a case of male cameltoe. They don't fit THAT badly (I'm exaggerating slightly), it's just that the cut tends to, ahem, emphasize the male package a bit more than I had expected. There is little left to the imagination. My package is average and I'm not overweight. I can go one size up, but I like the silhouette overall right now.

Should I expect these jeans to stretch out in "that" area? These jeans are 100% cotton, so I expect some stretch over time. Or, should I expect the fit and silhouette to remain the same (more or less) after extended wearing? Would love to hear feedback from Levi's (especially 527) owners.



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Supportive undergarments are essential. Get thee to american apparel and buy yourself some of those 21st century imitations of 1970s fruit of the looms.
 

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I was a little concerned when I first purchased my first pair of levis 527s. 527s definitely stretch in that region. What rinse did you purchase? I recommend washing these jeans as little as possible. I wore my 527s for about a month straight and when i was done, it was stretched out perfectly. Two of my favorite pairs of jeans in my entire collection are a pair of 527s that are broken in and soft like jersey cotton and a pair of 501s that are faded perfectly. Any questions or anything go ahead and PM me.
 

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I'm not sure which wash this is. It's simply a dark wash, and the indigo has worn off slightly (leaving subtle white "specks" arranged vertically). I think it looks terrific. The wash looks a lot like the dark wash on Levi's matchstick jeans. For $30, I think it's a good value.

It might be a good idea to lose the 5 L B's I've put in the past few months too, hehe.

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a) wear them lower

b) find a different model with a higher rise

if you expect them to stretch in the crotch it means you'll have to stretch them, meaning that you need to speak in a higher tone for a while.
 

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I'm going to size up an inch, from 30" waist to 31". I love the silhouette of the 30", but I'm not a masochist. I've tried the 32" waist and it feels and looks too baggy. I really wonder how chicks retain the silhouette even though it's clear their jeans have been worn for months or years. Is a cotton/spandex blend the norm for women's jeans?

I'm realizing yet again that Levi's does not indulge vanity sizing. Their jeans are *fitted.*

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Girl jeans are usually made of stretch material. Also, they wash them.
 

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You could try not having such outlandishly gigantic cock and balls.
 

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Originally Posted by Goblin
You could try not having such outlandishly gigantic cock and balls.
no... get jeans that fit. my samurai s0500xx fit my outlandishly gigantic cock and balls beautifully... maybe thats why they are called "manly spirit" denim
 

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Originally Posted by cheapmutha
no... get jeans that fit. my samurai s0500xx fit my outlandishly gigantic cock and balls beautifully... maybe thats why they are called "manly spirit" denim
My eyes ... ze goggles do nossing!

Or, you could tuck. (Y)

 

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Just take a Viagra every day when you get home. Having a constant erection while walking around the house should stretch the jeans out nicely in that area
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Nothing wrong with a crotch bulge. Just because you're a man with big junk doesn't mean you should let those less well endowed tell you how you should dress. Look at how hot chicks with big jugs look in ultratight shirts. Now think about how chicks will find you hot with your twig and berries on full display through your denims.
 

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Originally Posted by DGP
Just take a Viagra every day when you get home. Having a constant erection while walking around the house should stretch the jeans out nicely in that area
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Ah, priapism. Is there any problem, other than priapism, that it can't solve?
 

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Push it all to one side and rock the buldge.
 

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