Nah, I know and I completely agree. Thanks for the reminder though. I'm usually really cool with taking things in stride when they pop up, but usually it's like 1 thing every 2-3 months. When 5 things pop up a couple hours before you try going to bed, it's just semi-overwhelming for a moment. Returns don't bug me a bit. I've resold every single thing that's been returned so far. The lie about the counterfeit thing gets under my skin mainly because there's nothing a seller can really do, especially on a vintage item. I don't have the receipt for my wedding suit that I bought less than a year ago. Who is going to have a receipt for a vintage item that's changed hands countless times? It just seems like you could buy a $10,000 1960s Gibson Les Paul and then claim it's a counterfeit and get a refund and keep the item the way eBay seems to work in these situations. Hoping the buyer will just return for a full refund and then I'll just have a defect or whatever and be done with it.