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business done deal.



Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.'
Son : 'Well, in that case...ok'

Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father : 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President : 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father : 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'
President : 'Ah, in that case...ok'




What is Marketing?


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
- That's Direct Marketing


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
- That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
- That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,


offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
- That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
- That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on the face.
- That's Customer Feedback.



something to chill with while cash rules everything around you.
 

MetroStyles

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The first one is brilliant, I gotta try that.
 

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