Broke into burned out house, took haunted things, now wat

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  1. eglbc

    eglbc Senior member

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    So was really drunk and went into this boarded up burned down house [​IMG] Among other things, I found some slide film. 3 boxes of slides from some trip to central coast CA. Mostly scenic though I havent gone through all the boxes. Afraid there could be some heavy shit i dont need. The people that lived there were hoarders, and all sorts of shit was everywhere. Turns out they both died in the house during the fire (found out after), and now i got all these haunted photo slides. What should I do? 1)take them back 2) exhibit them as a found photo project to create something new out of it 3) put on free craigslist with warning that person assumes all spiritual burdens attached 4)?????? I feel i did something foolish and need some sort of closure. Thanks for your guidance SF
     


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    put in butt, post to /b/
     


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    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Go back to house
    Handcuff self to something sturdy
    Toss key very far away
    Set house back on fire
     


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    The people that lived there were hoarders, and all sorts of shit was everywhere. Turns out they both died in the house during the fire (found out after), and now i got all these haunted photo slides.

    What should I do?


    How long ago was this fire?
    I'm thinking the authorities will get in touch with you shortly.
     


  5. redcaimen

    redcaimen Bigtime

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    All good suggestions so far.

    Try to find a slide with both the deceased on it and have a t-shirt made up with the photo and the caption "May you burn in hell as you did in life." Use the t-shirt as a night shirt and sleep with it in the burned out house.
     


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    ^ best idea so far.

    Im just going to go back and throw the slides back in.
    I guess it burned in march and has been boarded up since.
     


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    claim to be the couple's long lost son.
    show slides and stuff to prove it.
    claim ownership of the property.
    burn in hell after.
     


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    http://www.ghostinjar.com/

    Something like that. Might as well try to profit from the experience.

    Did you piss or shit in the house when there? If not, you really should have.
     


  11. eglbc

    eglbc Senior member

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    Just returned haunted goods, i didnt see any ghosts following me, but a cop drove by when i was fully engaged in shady mode.

    Feels like mailing volcano rocks back to hawaii.
     


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    83glt Senior member

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    It's too late.
     


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    Best thread in a while.
     


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    eglbc Senior member

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    So I walked out my front door this morning, only to find a squirrel taking its final breaths.

    Is it a sign?

    It was right under the power lines, so maybe he got shocked. I was going to end his struggle, but my GF insisted I call animal control.

    Now its in a USPS flat rate box (straight to heaven) on my front porch
     


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    So I walked out my front door this morning, only to find a squirrel taking its final breaths.

    Is it a sign?

    It was right under the power lines, so maybe he got shocked. I was going to end his struggle, but my GF insisted I call animal control.

    Now its in a USPS flat rate box in front of my door awaiting retrieval.


    Stop wasting taxpayer resources.
     


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