Breaking Up is So Hard to Do

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Conne?

My roommate freshman year was a lightweight, but he insisted on drinking twice what he could handle every other night. I was forced to take care of him on those nights. Eventually I made him pay me $20 every night, but he would never remember it. When that wasn't enough I decided to give him his hamper, full of clean clothes to throw up in. Finally, one night when I had enough I went to the party and waited for him to take out his wallet for the customary $20. Then I snatched the wallet and drove off. I went to WalMart and bought a 30" TV and a Xbox 360, several games games and Live, then placed the wallet on his desk. When he came home from the Police Station after being arrested for underage drinking, possession of weed, and resisting arrest I had already moved out. LEARN TO HANDLE YOUR LIQUOR MIKE! John Kaedy, School Not Given

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